| Players: | 102/500 | Votes: | 1040 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 11 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 38 | Rainbows Spotted: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
BordPvp – Something new!
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| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 8772 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Star Shards Collected: | 189 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 5258 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 8 |
Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!
| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 8891 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 51 | Buildings Constructed: | 33 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!
| Players: | 108/200 | Votes: | 6260 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 12 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 27 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 13 |
Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.
Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!
| Players: | 106/600 | Votes: | 1641 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 3377 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Love Letters Sent: | 8 |
Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!
Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 8664 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
| Villages Defended: | 9 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 124 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 13 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 |
| Players: | 94/200 | Votes: | 4706 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 289 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Farms Harvested: | 421 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 213 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
| Alien Abductions: | 4 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 6306 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 19 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Farms Harvested: | 861 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 15 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 1 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 15 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 26 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 97 |
Join us and you’ll be transformed into the man in the pic in every way possible. You’ll have the strength of a thousand creepers, the agility of an ocelot, and the charm of a baby pig. Rumor has it that the man in the pic once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a carrot. Are you up for the challenge?
But that’s not all! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to epic build battles. If you can impress him with your building skills, he may just grant you access to his secret stash of rare blocks and treasures.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate man in the pic. Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!
| Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 7948 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 37 |
We understand the struggle of living with a mom who just can’t keep her hands off your things. That’s why our server is the perfect place for you to express yourself without any judgment or tea spillage. Let your creativity run wild and show your mom who’s boss in the virtual world!
Don’t be an asshole in real life, join our server and let out all your frustrations in a fun and safe environment. Who knew Minecraft could be the perfect therapy for dealing with overbearing moms? Join now and start building your dream room without any interference!
| Players: | 109/200 | Votes: | 4583 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 32 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 6 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 11 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Another time, I was building a castle and a player dressed as a unicorn rode in on a rainbow and started giving out enchanted golden apples to everyone! And then a group of pandas riding on flying pigs swooped in and started a dance party with disco lights and techno music! It was like a rave in the middle of a medieval kingdom, I couldn’t believe my eyes!
So if you want to experience the most insane and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this SMP! Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have with strangers, but one thing’s for sure, you’ll never be bored! Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 3788 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 1487 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. They’ve been studying us humans for centuries, waiting for the perfect moment to reveal themselves and take over the world. Will you join forces with them or fight against their extraterrestrial agenda? The choice is yours on our wacky Minecraft server.
And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on our server that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made of diamonds. Imagine building your dream castle out of sparkling gemstones and ruling over a kingdom of bling. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and embark on a wild adventure filled with conspiracies, aliens, and riches beyond your wildest dreams.
| Players: | 106/500 | Votes: | 7279 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 17 | Epic Battles Fought: | 10 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 212 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 8 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 6 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 14 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 6 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 5830 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Runes Activated: | 6 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Players: | 95/1000 | Votes: | 8649 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 5 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Magical Moments Shared: | 24 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 104/600 | Votes: | 2895 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Animals Bred: | 34 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 18 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Rune Stones Activated: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
