come join our epic minecraft server where germany is checking all borders to make sure no creepers or zombies sneak in!!! we got the best security system in place, you won’t find a safer server anywhere else! plus, our admin team is made up of actual german shepherds who bark commands at you in german, it’s a real treat.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker where hitler’s ghost hangs out and gives out diamond swords to all the players who can do the best nazi salute. it’s a wild ride, folks.

so come on down to our server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the thought of getting caught trying to sneak past the border patrol. it’s a real blast, we promise.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 107/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Enchantments Applied: 183
Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 13
Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
Infernal Machines Built: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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