come join our epic minecraft server where germany is checking all borders to make sure no creepers or zombies sneak in!!! we got the best security system in place, you won’t find a safer server anywhere else! plus, our admin team is made up of actual german shepherds who bark commands at you in german, it’s a real treat.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground bunker where hitler’s ghost hangs out and gives out diamond swords to all the players who can do the best nazi salute. it’s a wild ride, folks.

so come on down to our server, where the only thing scarier than the mobs is the thought of getting caught trying to sneak past the border patrol. it’s a real blast, we promise.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 3580
Void Armor Forged: 22 Immortal Anvils Forged: 11
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 20
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 21

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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