come join our epic minecraft server where russian border guards are leaving armenia-iran for the first time in decades, starting january 1st, 2025!! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the border guards can’t resist joining in on the fun!

imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).

plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored: 4 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6
Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Buildings Constructed: 26
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 11
Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 164 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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