come join our epic minecraft server where russian border guards are leaving armenia-iran for the first time in decades, starting january 1st, 2025!! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the border guards can’t resist joining in on the fun!

imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).

plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Epic Shields Constructed: 27
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3
Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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