come join our epic minecraft server where russian border guards are leaving armenia-iran for the first time in decades, starting january 1st, 2025!! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the border guards can’t resist joining in on the fun!

imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).

plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players: 99/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Reality Warps Survived: 1
Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 5
Meteorites Collected: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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