come join our epic minecraft server where russian border guards are leaving armenia-iran for the first time in decades, starting january 1st, 2025!! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the border guards can’t resist joining in on the fun!

imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).

plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 100/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Meteorites Collected: 3
Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
Ether Blades Crafted: 7 Dragon Scales Harvested: 397
Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY