come join our epic minecraft server where russian border guards are leaving armenia-iran for the first time in decades, starting january 1st, 2025!! why, you ask? because our server is so lit, even the border guards can’t resist joining in on the fun!

imagine building your own border guard outpost, complete with russian accents and vodka dispensers. or maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground tunnel that leads straight to armenia-iran (in minecraft, of course).

plus, our server is so exclusive that even putin himself has been known to drop in for a game or two. join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 109/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 23
Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Infinity Stones Found: 4

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY