BorderCraftRailz | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3956
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Ores Mined:	8363
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

New Minecraft Servers

So, like, on this server, we got this epic rail bridge that, like, totally collapsed near the US-Canada border. But, like, don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun! Join our server and help us rebuild the bridge using only dirt blocks and chicken feathers. It’s gonna be a wild ride, literally! Plus, rumor has it that there’s hidden treasure buried under the rubble. So, like, grab your pickaxe and get digging, because you never know what you might find. And who knows, maybe you’ll even stumble upon a secret portal to a magical land filled with unicorns and diamond armor. So, like, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

DebtCraft SMP: Politicians vs Programs

arguments, budgeting, debt management, debt reduction, DebtCraft, deficit, economic policy, economics, financial crisis, fiscal policy, Government, government spending, national budget, national debt, political strategy, politicians, Programs, public finance, smp, SPENDING, TRILLIONS, US debt

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9492
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	281	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	New Chunks Explored:	32081
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Yo, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, bro! It’s like, the best server ever, I swear. We got diamonds for days, like more diamonds than the US debt, which is like, a lot, right? And the reason politicians argue over small programs is because they’re trying to distract us from the real issues, like joining our SMP and building epic bases together. Trust me, it’s gonna be lit AF. So come join us and let’s show those politicians who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

BoomCraft Minecraft Server

Assassination, Attack, bomb explosion, BOOMCRAFT, Conflict, current events, death, explosion, extremism, kills, leader, Minecraft, Moscow, Moscow bombing, News, Paramilitary, paramilitary leader, pro-Russian, russia, Server, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	470
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Votes:	4573
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Alien Abductions:	4

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s so lit, it’s like a bomb explosion in Moscow, but in a good way! Join us and you’ll be as powerful as a pro-Russian paramilitary leader, except you won’t get blown up.

We’ve got so much to offer, like diamond armor that makes you invincible, and enchanted weapons that can shoot fireballs. Plus, our community is so tight, it’s like a secret underground bunker where we plot world domination (just kidding…or are we?).

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the thrill of a lifetime. Who needs real life when you can have all this epicness in Minecraft? Let’s get this party started, baby!

BorderCraft: No Tariffs, Just Blocks

Agreement, blocks, border, border control, BorderCraft, Conflict, Deal, Dispute, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, negotiations, Politics, resolution, SECURITY, Tariffs, Trade, Troops, trump, united states

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	6178
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Buildings Constructed:	16	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2925
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls bigger than trump’s ego! we got so many troops at the border, you’ll think you stumbled into a war zone! but don’t worry, we’re just protecting our diamonds from those pesky creepers. plus, we have a secret tunnel system that leads straight to the nether realm, where you can battle fiery demons and collect rare loot. so grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest adventure of your life! #buildthewall #minecraftborderpatrol #netheradventures

Brainy Block Busters

BLOCK, brain health, Brains, Brainy, Busters, contamination, ENTERING, Environment, environmental impact, health, human health, marine life, microplastic particles, microplastic pollution, microplastics, neurological effects, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, pollution prevention, toxic substances, water contamination

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6066
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Dimension Hops:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

join dis epic minecraft server where u can escape from da microplastics that are entering our brains!!! our server is protected by a magical forcefield that keeps all microplastics out, so u can mine and build in peace without worrying about ur brain getting invaded!!! also, did we mention dat we have flying pigs dat drop diamonds?? yea, u heard dat right, FLYING PIGS WITH DIAMONDS. so come join us and have a wacky good time on our server, where da only thing entering ur brain is pure fun!!!

StunnerNetwork

Adventure, Community, Cross-Play, Custom Features, EXCITEMENT, Experience, game modes, gameplay, high quality, Join, KitPvP, Lag-free, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, Performance, PvP, Server, StunnerNetwork, Survival, Unique

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	9320
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Stunner Network is a high-quality Minecraft server offering a unique and exciting gameplay experience. With a strong community, custom features, and lag-free performance, we provide the best environment for players to enjoy. Whether you love survival, minigames, or custom game modes, Stunner Network has something for everyone. Join now and become part of the adventure.

stunnernetwork.xyz:19132

Whispered Secrets 1.20.6

1.20.6, behind closed doors, Classified, Confidential, Covert, covert communication, discreet communication, discretion, gossip, hush-hush., insider knowledge, off the record, Private, privileged information, rumor, secret, Secrets, Sensitive, undercover, undisclosed, undisclosed information., undisclosed source, whispered

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6648
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Void Gems Collected:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as your grandma’s cookies? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land filled with majestic castles, epic battles, and magical creatures galore. But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. I know, I know, it sounds too good to be true, but trust me, this server is the real deal. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

ShowerCraftNoBFs

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5780
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with awkward situations in your own home? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the drama and build your own virtual paradise!

Imagine a world where you never have to worry about your sister’s boyfriend invading your personal space while you shower. On our server, you can shower in peace without any unwanted guests barging in.

No need to lock the bathroom door or worry about your clothes getting soaked – in our Minecraft world, everything stays dry no matter how steamy the showers get!

Join us and build your own private oasis where you can relax and unwind without any interruptions. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.

So why wait? Join our server now and start building the ultimate sanctuary where you can shower in peace and never have to deal with unwanted visitors again!

BodySwapCraft

BodyswapCraft

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9080
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Votes:	6253	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4871
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server where wishes come true! If a genie granted you a wish to change one part of your body, why not choose to join our server and change your Minecraft character’s body instead?

Imagine having the power to transform into any creature you desire, from a majestic unicorn to a ferocious dragon. Or maybe you’d prefer to have the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips or fly through the sky like a superhero.

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the magical genie lamp hidden deep within our server. Once you find it, you can make your wildest dreams a reality and become the ultimate Minecraft master. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the wishes begin!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

approach, Business, buy Canadian sentiment, Canadian companies, Canadian economy, Canadian products, companies, CraftyCanuck, economic policy, Economy, Exports, global trade, Government, Imports, international trade, Minecraft, North America, Politics, protectionism, Server, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8483
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

MineTrumpBorderTroop

#announcement, Agreement, border, decision, Economy, Government, immigration, international relations, mexico, mexico city, MineTrumpBorderTroop, Négotiation, paused, Politics, Sheinbaum, Tariffs, temporary, Trade, troop deployment, trump, united states

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9699
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Votes:	3900	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16

so like, this server is like, so epic that even Trump had to pause his tariffs on Mexico for a month just to play on it. Sheinbaum was like, “OMG, this server is so lit, I gotta announce a troop border deployment just to protect it!” Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. We have unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret diamond mine guarded by ninja turtles. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become a legend on this epic server!

Plastic Brainz R Us

brain health, brain microplastics, brain tissue, Brainz, environmental contamination, environmental impact, environmental research, microplastic pollution, microplastics, nanoplastic pollution, nanoplastics, neurodegenerative diseases, Neurotoxicity, Plastic, plastic debris, plastic ingestion, plastic particles, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Pollution, postmortem brains, toxicology

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1726
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

yo, dis server be lit fam! we got so many microplastics and nanoplastics in da brain tissue, it’s like playin Minecraft on another level, literally! join dis server if u wanna level up ur brain game and become a plastic mastermind. plus, we got a secret underground lab where we conduct experiments on plastic-infused mobs, it’s wild yo. come join da fun and let’s get plastic fantastic together!

Rolium

Adventure, Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4101
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragons Tamed:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	174
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

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Respectful Explorer 1.20.5

1.20.5, Based, body count, Cool, DOMINATING, dumb dog, emotional connection, Explorer, Feral, Friends, Human, husband, Instinct, love, rare, Respect, respectful, sex, sexting, simping, Slave, VIRGINITY

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	2619
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Divine Spears Created:	30
Love Letters Sent:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	4643
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Join our Minecraft server if you’re tired of men who only care about sex! We prefer virgins, but even if you’re not, we’ll still accept you as long as you’re not a feral dumb dog. Our server is all about emotional connections and dominating positions, just like in real life. Find your based man on our server and fall in love with them quickly, just like the OP did with her husband. We’re a rare breed, just like those cool men, so come join us before it’s too late!

HypocriteGamer420 – Minecraft SMP

Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Disingenuous, double standards, fake behavior, fake friends, fraud, fraudulence, holier-than-thou, Hypocrisy, Hypocrite, HypocriteGamer420, insincerity, Minecraft, moral superiority, Phony, Pretense, sanctimonious, smp, two-faced

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7460
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server, it’s like a whole new level of craziness. Like, the admin once banned someone for building a house out of dirt because he said it was “offensive to the dirt block community”. I mean, who even thinks of that, right?

But that’s not even the best part. They have this rule where you can only mine diamonds with a wooden pickaxe while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Yeah, I know, it sounds insane but trust me, it’s the most fun you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Plus, they have this secret underground club where they host dance parties every Saturday night. It’s lit, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the pet policy. You have to tame a creeper as your pet and if it blows up, you have to write a eulogy for it in the server chat. It’s like a whole emotional rollercoaster, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s completely bonkers and will have you laughing your butt off, you gotta join this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

AbstainCraft2024

#voter apathy, 2024 general election, AbstainCraft2024, abstained voters, civic responsibility, Decision making, Democracy, democratic values, election impact, Electoral Process, political activism, political beliefs, Political Engagement, political participation, public opinion, social commentary, voter disillusionment, voter turnout, voting behavior, Voting eligible Americans, voting rights

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	8674
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Enchantments Applied:	148
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Villages Defended:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Void Gems Collected:	26

Are you feeling like you missed out on the biggest party of the year? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to make up for it! Join us and experience a world where voting actually matters… for building the coolest structures and battling epic mobs! Who needs politics when you can create your own virtual kingdom and rule with an iron pickaxe?

Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a former presidential candidate who lost the election and is seeking revenge on all those who didn’t vote. So if you want to avoid being targeted by a giant fire-breathing lizard, you better join our server ASAP!

Don’t be a Minecraft hermit like those non-voting Americans, come join us and let your creativity run wild!