Bootylicious Minecraft SMP

This Couldn’t Be Made Today Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Join us if you want to witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of creepers. Or how about participating in our annual “Build a House Blindfolded” competition, where chaos and hilarity ensue as players try to construct a livable shelter without being able to see a thing?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away surrounded by glowstone and funky beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown by the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server…mostly.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Emeralds Found:	7023	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BlockBusterJoy

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Are you tired of boring old books, movies, and games that just can’t lift your spirits? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with non-stop laughter, epic adventures, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Our server is like a mix between “The Lord of the Rings,” “Harry Potter,” and “Fortnite” on steroids. You’ll embark on quests to slay dragons, build castles that would make Hogwarts jealous, and engage in epic PvP battles that will leave you breathless (and probably a little sore).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of talking pigs who throw the best parties in the land. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a pig in a top hat.

So, if you’re ready to escape the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of pure insanity and fun, then join our Minecraft server today. Who needs therapy when you have us?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	491	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Enchantments Applied:	189	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PixelPervs: 370M+ Gals Got Grief

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LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND YOU WON’T FACE SEXUAL VIOLENCE, UNLIKE THOSE 370 MILLION GIRLS. OUR SERVER IS LIKE A MAGICAL BUBBLE WHERE NO CREEPERS OR PERVS CAN HURT YOU. PLUS, WE HAVE UNICORNS THAT FART RAINBOWS AND TURN ZOMBIES INTO CUPCAKES. COME JOIN US AND ESCAPE THE REAL WORLD DRAMA, WE PROMISE YOU’LL HAVE A BLAST!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

NecoMC – vanilla Minecraft survival server

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We are a vanilla Minecraft survival project made by players for players, so that everyone can play in coziness and comfort in their free time 🙂

We are still new to this business, but if you continue to play with us, then everything is going well and we can continue to improve the server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Roastfield SMP: Where crafting and drama collide in the most epic way possible 🔥

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Server Name	Redfield Modded SMP
Platform	BEDROCK

Overview:

Providing a strictly casual environment for community-driven players. We are a group of adults who enjoy a relaxed, casual gaming experience. While we love the vanilla Minecraft experience, we’ve added several community-approved mods for aesthetics and quality of life improvements. Our mods are chosen by the community and our elected positions ensure everyone’s voice is heard.

What We’re Not:

If you’re looking for a pure vanilla experience or enjoy speed running, this might not be the realm for you.

If any of this appeals to you, check us out!

Join Our Discord

Add me on Discord: cornbread89032

FAQ

1. Can I suggest mods to be added to the server?

Yes, our mods are chosen by the community. If you have a favorite mod, feel free to suggest it!

2. How often are mods added or updated on the server?

We regularly review and update mods based on community feedback and compatibility with the server. New mods may be added periodically.

3. Are there any restrictions on gameplay or building on the server?

As long as you abide by our community guidelines and respect other players, you are free to play and build as you wish on the server.

4. How can I get involved in the community and have my voice heard?

We have elected positions within the community that ensure everyone’s voice is heard. Participate in discussions, suggest mods, and engage with other players to be part of the decision-making process.

5. Can I join the server if I play on a different platform than Bedrock?

Currently, our server is only available on the Bedrock platform. We may consider expanding to other platforms in the future.

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Dragons Tamed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	45

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Germans Like This Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds normal, boring houses? Well, look no further because on our server, we embrace the chaos that is the German way of life! Join us for a wild ride filled with bratwurst-fueled battles, lederhosen-wearing creepers, and a secret underground beer garden where you can trade diamonds for schnitzel. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So why are Germans like this? Because why be normal when you can be hilariously outrageous! Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Prost!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Magic Items Found:	4007	Invisible Walls Found:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

I Don’t Get 5 Centimeters per Second Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic saga of two players who were literally 2 hours apart in game time. Will they ever meet? Will they become best friends or bitter enemies? The drama is real, folks. Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans that await you on our server!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	34	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

BdayBlunder Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where birthdays are always celebrated with epic roller coaster rides and amusement park adventures! Join us for a wild ride and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs a boyfriend when you have a virtual world full of fun and excitement? Don’t be alone on your birthday, join us and let’s party Minecraft style!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

DoggoElevatorDrama

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Are you tired of living in a world where people are scared of tiny dogs? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone is required to have a pet Chiweenie as their companion! Our elevators are dog-friendly and if you’re scared of dogs, well tough luck buddy, because our server is filled with them!

Imagine the chaos of trying to navigate through the virtual world while being chased by a pack of Chiweenies, all while the other players judge you for being scared. But hey, at least you won’t have to worry about spiders, right?

Join now and experience the thrill of facing your fears head-on in a world where tiny dogs rule the day! Who needs kindness when you have Chiweenies to protect you?

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Buildings Constructed:	7	New Chunks Explored:	754761
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	473
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

NoobNostalgia

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Remember that feeling of pure joy and excitement when you first discovered diamonds in Minecraft? Well, imagine experiencing that feeling over and over again on our server! Join us for a chance to relive the thrill of finding rare resources like never before.

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. Legend has it that our players once tamed a pack of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. True story.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in our annual “Pig Racing Championship,” where players saddle up their favorite pigs and race to the finish line. The winner gets a crown made entirely out of golden carrots. It’s a sight to behold.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the magic for yourself. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension made entirely out of cake. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Runes Activated:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Battlefront1800

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come join our minecraft server where we have more combat vehicles than russia in one battlefront!!! we have tanks, helicopters, and even flying pigs armed with missiles. join us and help us take over the virtual world with our epic army of pixelated destruction. who needs russia when you can join us and be part of the most insane war ever seen in minecraft history. come on, what are you waiting for? join now before the pigs start flying for real!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

The Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension!

Join us and you’ll find yourself battling zombie unicorns, mining for diamonds in a lava-filled volcano, and riding on the backs of flying pigs. Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs, and a hidden treasure chest that is said to contain the rarest loot in all of Minecraft. Plus, our community is filled with hilarious players who will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget you’re playing a game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and find out for yourself what went so right!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Void Armor Forged:	30
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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Do you like having a girl’s ass in your face? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is filled with so many bootylicious builds that you’ll never want to leave. From twerking towers to cheeky castles, we’ve got it all. Join now and get ready to have a butt-tastic time like never before!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimension Hops:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DadCraft: The Lecture Hall

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Are you tired of playing Minecraft on boring servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of playing with reckless abandon, just like my dad playing games on his phone while driving!

Our server is so wild and crazy, you’ll feel like you’re in the passenger seat of a car with a distracted driver. But don’t worry, we promise not to crash and burn like my dad’s driving skills. Plus, if you ever feel unsafe, you can always take the bus – just like my dad suggested to me!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft server where anything can happen, even if it means getting the silent treatment from your dad. Who needs safe driving when you can have a wild ride in Minecraft? Join now and apologize later – if you feel like it!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	341
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BrickBucks Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on overpriced LEGO sets that are basically just glorified brand collabs? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can build to your heart’s content without breaking the bank.

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy characters, like the elusive Creeper King who only speaks in explosions and the mysterious Ender Dragon who is actually just a misunderstood artist. Plus, our community is so welcoming that even the most noobiest of noobs will feel right at home.

So why waste your time and money on expensive LEGO sets when you can join our Minecraft SMP and let your creativity run wild? Trust us, it’s a block party you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 11, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Crops Grown:	2394
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Divine Spears Created:	23
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Chimeras Created:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1