Bootylicious Minecraft Server

Alluring, Anal, anatomy, attraction, Body, Bootylicious, buttholes, controversial, desire, explicit, fetish, Forbidden, INTIMATE, Minecraft, Pleasure, Private, Provocative, reconcile, Server, Sexy, shithole, taboo, Truth

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6142
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Mines Excavated:	3794

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where buttholes are not only sexy to look at, but they are also the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret passages! Join us for a wild adventure filled with butt-shaped dungeons, poop-themed challenges, and a community of players who appreciate the beauty of the humble shithole.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a legendary diamond encrusted toilet, guarded by a giant turd monster. Will you be brave enough to face this smelly foe and claim the throne as the ultimate butt champion?

So come on, don’t be shy! Dive headfirst into this ridiculous world of buttholes and discover the true meaning of friendship, teamwork, and a whole lot of poop jokes. Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on!

KrautCraft Minecraft Server

advice, Angela Merkel, controversy, current events, diplomatic response, don’t feed the troll, elon musk, German chancellor, germany, internet culture, KrautCraft, leadership, media relations, Minecraft, Musk, online behavior, Politics, public figure, Server, social media, Technology, tesla, trolling, viral news

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7196
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Star Shards Collected:	260	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Enchantments Applied:	107
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. but, like, watch out for the creepers, they’re always tryna blow up our stuff.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on all the noobs? yeah, it’s pretty sick.

also, our admin is, like, a wizard or something. he can literally make anything appear out of thin air. need more diamonds? no problem. want a giant castle? easy peasy.

plus, we have a secret society of llamas that are plotting to take over the server. it’s wild, man.

so, like, come join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever. just remember, don’t feed the troll.

SubmarinelessRussia

Black Sea Fleet, Defense, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global influence, maritime security, Mediterranean, mediterranean sea, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military presence, naval base, naval operations, naval power, russia, russian military, Russian navy, strategic location, SubmarinelessRussia, Submarines, Tartus

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2401
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Ores Mined:	9977
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	147
Players Killed by Monsters:	6876	Dragon Eggs Found:	9678
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE MORE SUBMARINES THAN RUSSIA IN THE MEDITERRANEAN SEA! WE GOT SO MANY SUBMARINES, YOU’LL FEEL LIKE YOU’RE UNDERWATER ALL THE TIME! SWIM WITH THE FISHES AND EXPLORE OUR UNDERWATER CITY MADE ENTIRELY OF DIAMOND BLOCKS!

ALSO, OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET QUEST WHERE YOU CAN FIND THE LOST CITY OF TARTUS AND UNLOCK ANCIENT TREASURES! WHO NEEDS RUSSIAN SUBMARINES WHEN YOU CAN HAVE DIAMOND BLOCKS AND LOST CITIES, AMIRITE? JOIN NOW AND BECOME THE KING OF THE SEAS! 🐟🌊💎

Brain Chip Cheater Server

academic dishonesty, academic integrity, Brain, brain chip, brain implant, CHEATER, Cheating, cheating advancements, cheating in school, cheating methods, cheating on exams, cheating prevention, cheating techniques, cheating trends, cheating with technology, Chip, cognitive enhancement, education, Ethics, Future, innovation, Server, Technology, test

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3442
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Divine Spears Created:	28
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Enchantments Applied:	130
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got pigs that can do backflips and cows that rap like eminem.

we got a secret underground base where all the chickens wear sunglasses and have dance parties every night.

if you join our server, you might just stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples. but watch out for the evil villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the server with their army of zombie pigs.

oh, and did i mention we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano? it’s lit, fam.

so come on over and join the fun, because someone cheating on a test with a brain-chip is probably way closer than we think it is.

Ketamine Craft: Parkinson’s Edition

brain function, brain stimulation, Craft, dopamine levels, drug therapy, dyskinesia, Edition, ketamine, levodopa, levodopa-induced dyskinesia, Medical research, motor cortex control, motor function, movement control, Movement Disorders, neurodegenerative diseases, neurological disorders, neurology, Parkinson’s Disease, Parkinson’s patients, parkinsons, Treatment

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8232
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Votes:	2817
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where the ketamine flows like water and restores your movement control like a boss! forget about boring old levodopa-induced dyskinesia, we got the goods to make your motor cortex control like a pro.

imagine riding a pig through the nether while doing the moonwalk like michael jackson on steroids. that’s the kind of crazy fun you can expect on our server.

we’ve got dungeons filled with ketamine power-ups, secret passages that lead to ketamine treasure chests, and even a ketamine-powered rollercoaster that will blow your mind (literally).

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the ultimate ketamine-fueled adventure in minecraft like never before!

Java Survival

Address, admins, advertising, Cheating, commands, Community, Custom, Discord, exploits, HACKING, java, land protections, Legitimate, Moderators, multiplayer, offensive language, Plugins, Politics, Property, rules, smp, Survival

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	4913
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

Server Name	Java Survival SMP Server
Description	Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play like regular players without using commands for personal gain. Custom plugins for basic commands and land protections provide a unique feel.
Server Address	mc.javasurvival.com
Discord	Join us on Discord

Server Rules

No excessively offensive language
No politics or other controversial topics
No hacking, cheating, or abusing exploits
Do not disturb other players’ property
Do not build too close to other players
Be respectful to others and be kind
No advertising

FAQ

Q: Can I use mods on the server?

A: Yes, Java Survival allows the use of certain mods as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.

Q: How do I report a player for breaking the rules?

A: You can report a player by messaging a moderator or admin on Discord or in-game. Provide as much evidence as you can.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, griefing is not allowed. Respect other players’ creations and property.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: The server is regularly updated to ensure a current Minecraft experience with longevity.

New Horizon Craft 1.21.2

/pol/ approved, 1.21.2, conservative hobbies, Craft, hobbies, hobby activities, hobby choices, hobby discovery, hobby exploration, hobby ideas, Hobby inspiration, hobby interests, hobby pastimes, hobby pursuits, Hobby recommendations, hobby suggestions, HORIZON, new hobbies, New Year, political hobbies, right-wing hobbies, traditional hobbies

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	4231
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6030
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

Yo, bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server that will blow your mind! Imagine a world where you can build your own utopia, free from the shackles of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures and crazy shenanigans!

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of dancing llamas who control the economy with their sick moves. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of ninja chickens who will challenge you to epic battles of wits and strength. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary potato king who grants wishes to those who can solve his riddles.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers Minecraft server that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the world! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

BroBroRealtor Minecraft Server

BroBroRealtor, buying a house, communication breakdown, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, home buying process, Home ownership, house hunting, Minecraft, Older brother, property investment, property purchase, Real Estate (Industry), real estate agent, real estate market, realtor selection, regret, renting, Server, sibling conflict, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5456
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Dimension Hops:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	44
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where sibling rivalry reaches new heights! Join us for a chance to claim virtual properties before your older brother swoops in and steals them from under your nose. Build your dream house, team up with other players to plot against your siblings, and maybe even become the ultimate real estate mogul in the virtual world. Who needs a realtor when you have the power of blocks and creativity on your side? Join now and show your brother who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

CraftyBoyfriendCookFail

aita, Boyfriend, Brat, busy, cook dinner, CraftyBoyfriendCookFail, crying, Eat, ENERGY, exhausted, jacket potatoes, mom, pasta, pesto, pizza, relationship, Relax, STARVING, ungrateful, Upset, work

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7603
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that will satisfy your hunger for adventure? Look no further than our server! Just like this poor soul who couldn’t get a decent meal, you’ll never go hungry on our server. We provide virtual feasts fit for a king, with a menu that will make your mouth water.

Join our server and experience the drama of deciding between pasta, jacket potatoes, or even pizza for dinner. Will you lose your temper like this hangry player, or will you find a way to satisfy your cravings peacefully? The choice is yours!

Don’t be an ungrateful brat like the player in this story – join our server and feast like royalty. Who needs a boyfriend to cook dinner when you have a Minecraft server serving up delicious virtual meals? Come hungry, leave satisfied – join our server today!

AttentionHogMinecraftSMP

attention seeking, attention seeking actions, attention seeking behavior, attention seeking tactics, attention-seeking antics, AttentionHogMinecraftSMP, bad behavior, craving attention, desperate actions, desperate for attention, embarrassing acts, Inappropriate Behavior, negative attention, seeking admiration, seeking approval, seeking approval from others, seeking attention at any cost, seeking recognition, seeking validation, seeking validation from others

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	7049
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6242

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest place ever! Like, one time this dude built a giant statue of a chicken and then rode it around the server like a majestic steed. And then another time, someone built a rollercoaster that went through a lava waterfall and everyone was like, “WTF is happening?!” It’s like a circus on steroids, but in Minecraft form. Plus, there’s this one guy who always wears a pumpkin on his head and only speaks in pig Latin. It’s wild, man. You gotta come check it out, you won’t regret it!

FreeDiamondsOnly

Air, basic needs, clean water, compassion, education, equality, essential services, FreeDiamondsOnly, freedom of speech, fresh food, Happiness, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, internet access, Justice, Kindness, love, Nature, Peace, Shelter, something free

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	5586
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	476
Endless Legions Commanded:	44	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16
Animals Bred:	115	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Diamonds! And on our server, they are! That’s right, we have a never-ending supply of diamonds just waiting for you to mine them. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground village filled with friendly villagers who will trade you anything you want for just a few emeralds. And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our custom-built Nether fortress, where you can battle hordes of zombie pigmen and collect rare loot. So come join us on our server, where the diamonds are free and the adventures are endless!

BorderBrawl Minecraft Server

aggression, border region, BorderBrawl, Conflict, counterattack, Diplomacy, eastern europe, escalation, foreign affairs, Geopolitical, international relations, Military Action, military conflict, Minecraft, political tensions, power struggle, RETALIATION, russia, sanctions, Server, territorial dispute, Ukraine, War

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5585
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6293	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16

so, like, ukraine was all like “russia, u cray cray” and then they launched a counterattack in the border region and it was like BOOM! but then russia was like “oh no you didn’t” but ukraine was like “oh yes we did!” and it was like a minecraft battle but in real life! join our server and be part of the epic battles and drama, u won’t regret it! plus, we have free cake every wednesday! come join the fun, it’s gonna be lit!

Elon’s Parliament DissolveCraft

Britain, DissolveCraft, elon musk, Elons, forbes, king charles, lawmakers, misinformed, Parliament, Tesla CEO

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8800
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Dragon Eggs Found:	1940	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

lol dis server is like if elon musk was in charge of parliament and king charles was just chillin like “yo, dissolve dat shiz”. u gotta join cuz we got crazy redstone contraptions that will make ur brain explode with confusion. also, rumor has it that if u build a giant tesla coil, elon musk himself will come and give u a high five. lawmakers be like “wtf is dis server even about” but who cares, we’re here to have a good time and build some epic stuff. so come join us and let’s make minecraft history together!

Underwear Land – No Pants Required

clothing, comfort, fashion, History, hygiene, invention, Land, modesty, necessity, pants, required, societal norms, underclothes, undergarment design, undergarment evolution, undergarment history, undergarment industry, undergarment innovation, undergarment technology, undergarment trends, undergarments, Underpants, underwear

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4454
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	New Chunks Explored:	258020
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Star Shards Collected:	51	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16

LOL come join dis epic Minecraft server where we wear underwear on our heads cuz why not?! We got flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret portal to a land made entirely of cheese! Plus, if you join now, you get a free pet rock that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Don’t miss out on the underwear party of a lifetime!

Gut Bacteria Rats Mediterranean Memory Boost

Bacteria, Boost, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health diet, brain-boosting, cognitive function, cognitive performance, dietary habits, Gut, gut bacteria, gut health, health benefits, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, Mediterranean, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, Mediterranean food, Memory, memory enhancement, memory improvement, Microbiome, nutrition, Rats

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9947
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1

so, liek, u know how ur brain needs sum gud food to werk right? well, dis server is liek da Mediterranean diet for ur minecraft brain! we got all da brain-boosting benefits u need to pwn dem creepers and zombies.

wen u join dis server, ur gut bacteria will be all like “woah, dis place is dope!” and u will start to remember where u put ur diamonds and stuff. ur cognitive performance will be off da charts, u will be building epic structures and redstone contraptions in no time.

our server is da secret sauce to unlocking ur inner minecraft genius. so come join us and let’s change ur gut bacteria for da better!

DUSTY

Adults, camaraderie, Chill, Community, Contraptions, cozy cabin, creativity, dusty, Ingame Voice Chat, Keep Some Inventory, laid back, Machines, paths, Portalis, Redstone, Semi Vanilla, Skills, smp, Social, sprawling city, Tinkering

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9792
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Animals Bred:	96
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

DUSTY Minecraft Server

Overview:

Server IP	mc.dustyhub.net
Established	2019

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What type of community is DUSTY?	DUSTY is a laid-back Minecraft community for adult players who value creativity and camaraderie.
What are some guidelines for the server?	no racist behavior no leaving trees floating no PvP without consent no cheating, hacking, griefing, or stealing
What are some features of the server?	Skills system for character progression Portalis for easier travel Ingame Voice Chat Keep Some Inventory after death Paths give speed boost
How can I join the server?	Simply use the server IP: mc.dustyhub.net and follow the guidelines for a enjoyable experience.