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Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 4011 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 5 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 |
Crops Grown: | 1926 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Herobrine Sightings: | 5 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a legendary diamond encrusted toilet, guarded by a giant turd monster. Will you be brave enough to face this smelly foe and claim the throne as the ultimate butt champion?
So come on, don’t be shy! Dive headfirst into this ridiculous world of buttholes and discover the true meaning of friendship, teamwork, and a whole lot of poop jokes. Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on!