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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 734 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 6023 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 1693 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a legendary diamond encrusted toilet, guarded by a giant turd monster. Will you be brave enough to face this smelly foe and claim the throne as the ultimate butt champion?
So come on, don’t be shy! Dive headfirst into this ridiculous world of buttholes and discover the true meaning of friendship, teamwork, and a whole lot of poop jokes. Join us today and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever laid eyes on!