Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the bootylicious adventures you could ever dream of!

Join us on our server where we appreciate the finest pixelated posteriors in all of Minecraft. From the roundest hills to the perkiest peaks, we’ve got it all! Our community is dedicated to showcasing and celebrating the best backsides in the game, so if you’ve got a love for luscious loins, this is the place for you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the most epic and outrageous stories you’ll ever hear. From the legend of the giant chicken that terrorizes the land to the epic quest for the enchanted diamond thong, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, plenty of booty! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 103/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14
Phantom Rings Equipped: 10 Gnome Villages Protected: 10
Mines Excavated: 1458 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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