BootyCraft Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be for all the bootylicious adventures you could ever dream of!

Join us on our server where we appreciate the finest pixelated posteriors in all of Minecraft. From the roundest hills to the perkiest peaks, we’ve got it all! Our community is dedicated to showcasing and celebrating the best backsides in the game, so if you’ve got a love for luscious loins, this is the place for you.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to some of the most epic and outrageous stories you’ll ever hear. From the legend of the giant chicken that terrorizes the land to the epic quest for the enchanted diamond thong, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, plenty of booty! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling in love with Minecraft all over again.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Falling into the Void:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

GFDriverSeatOops

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server! Just like the sudden stop in traffic that caught this poor guy off guard, our server will surprise you at every turn.

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this guy’s girlfriend unexpectedly taking the wheel after a car accident. Who knows what crazy antics you’ll encounter next?

But don’t worry, we promise not to leave you cold like this guy’s girlfriend. Our community is always warm and welcoming, ready to make you feel right at home. So come on, join us and let’s create some hilarious memories together!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

DareDevilSMP – Craziest Dare Minecraft SMP

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Are you ready to take on the ultimate Minecraft SMP challenge? Join our server and be prepared to face dares so crazy, they’ll make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

We’ve had players do everything from building a giant statue of a chicken out of diamond blocks to skydiving off the tallest tower in the server using nothing but a bed as a parachute.

But that’s not all – we also have secret challenges hidden throughout the map that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. Can you survive a night in the Nether with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh?

If you think you have what it takes to conquer the craziest dares in Minecraft history, then join our server today and show us what you’re made of! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but that’s all part of the fun)!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CraftyCrafterDepressNoMore

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Are you feeling down in the dumps? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – joining our Minecraft server! Why, you ask? Because on our server, you can build a giant roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks to cheer yourself up. And if that’s not enough, you can also participate in our daily llama races where the winner gets a pet dragon as a prize. So say goodbye to depression and hello to endless fun on our wacky Minecraft server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Dimension Hops:	0
Secret Passages Found:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BlockyBanter LGBTQ-Free Zone

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come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all the boring stuff like same-sex marriage and gender affirming medical treatment cuz who needs that when you can be building epic castles and fighting dragons? we don’t need no lgbt propaganda here, just good old-fashioned block building and creepers exploding in your face. join us and be part of a community that values pixelated pigs over human rights. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	23
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Java Jolt Server

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come join our epic minecraft server where drinking coffee like a madman will save your life! we got over 500,000 players aged 37-73 who have seen a 48.1% decrease in risk of getting all sorts of crazy diseases like type 2 diabetes, heart disease, and stroke just by sippin on that sweet java juice! our server is like a virtual coffee shop where you can build your own caffeine empire and protect yourself from the dangers of the real world. so grab your pickaxe and your favorite mug, cuz on this server, coffee is the key to survival!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Epic Quests Completed:	19
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Crafty Cube World

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New Classic Skyblock Server! Join the brand new French Skyblock Server 2024!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

ZenythMC Network

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In this new Network you will be able to find modes such as: Life Steal, Survival Custom, One Block, Gens… etc) many of which are in progress and constantly improving. Trust us!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	New Chunks Explored:	184567
Dragon Eggs Found:	7086	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Isekai Wife’s Intercontinental Minecraft Server

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Are you ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and experience the chaos of having your isekai wife take control of an intercontinental ship filled with rowdy male sailors! Watch as she navigates through treacherous waters, fending off sea monsters with her magical powers and keeping the sailors in line with her sharp wit.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic battles against giant squid bosses, mine for diamonds in a haunted cave filled with ghostly miners, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs to explore the skies above.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Inferior Team Wastes Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the most epic battles between players, where the underdog team always ends up wasting 10 chances against the reigning champions, only to lose in the end like a bunch of noobs.

But fear not, because on our server, losing is just as fun as winning! You’ll have the chance to build insane structures, participate in ridiculous challenges, and maybe even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure (or maybe just a bunch of chickens wearing sunglasses, who knows?).

So come join us and be prepared for the most unpredictable, hilarious, and downright bizarre adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Just remember, no matter how many chances you waste, it’s all in good fun on our server!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	41
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Emeralds Found:	8029

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Adopt-a-Bill Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful roommates who don’t contribute to the bills? Looking for a new place to call home where you won’t be taken advantage of? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual paradise. No more worrying about roommates mooching off of you or leaving you to foot the bill. On our server, everyone pulls their weight (or at least their virtual weight)!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a generous benefactor who will reward those who show kindness and teamwork. So come join us and see if you can earn the favor of the ghostly landlord!

Don’t be stuck in a toxic living situation, join our Minecraft server and start fresh in a world where you can build your own future without the drama.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8369
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

WeddingWhiteNoGiftWIBTA

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Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate wedding drama! Witness the scandalous tale of a co-worker showing up to a wedding in a white dress and not even bringing a gift! Will the bride confront her friend or let it slide? Find out on our server where friendships are tested and alliances are formed. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Join now for a wedding you’ll never forget (even if you weren’t actually invited)!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	165
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Animals Bred:	119	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

WorkoutWarrior Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a potato couch in Minecraft? Join our SMP and get those blocky muscles pumping! Our server is so intense, the mobs are doing push-ups just to keep up with the action. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular gym bro here, spotting players as they lift their diamond swords. So if you want to level up your fitness game and have a laugh while doing it, come join us!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Enchantments Applied:	138
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	New Chunks Explored:	817331

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

RespawnRageQuit

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity!

Join us if you want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure you have a fire extinguisher handy).

But beware, once you join our server, you may find yourself unable to resist the temptation to do it again and again. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the madness!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	324
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Alien Abductions:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

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so, liek, u kno how u always wanted to be a secret agent spy but ur mom said no cuz u gotta finish ur homework first? well, dis server is ur chance to live out ur spy dreams without gettin grounded!

join us and be part of da most top secret spy agency in all of minecraft! we got missions to complete, enemies to defeat, and secrets to uncover. u will feel like james bond mixed with batman mixed with a lil bit of spongebob.

we even got a secret hideout in a volcano where u can chill with ur spy buddies and plan ur next big mission. plus, we got a bunch of cool gadgets like spy cameras, invisibility cloaks, and exploding chickens (don’t ask how they work, just trust us).

so if u wanna be a super cool spy and save the world from evil masterminds, join us now! cuz remember, the fate of minecraft is in ur hands. oh, and also we have really good snacks at our spy parties. just sayin’.

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

TrudeauCraft: Montreal Mayhem

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so like, u know how Justin Trudeau is like, the prime minister of Canada or whatever? well, he’s like totally freaking out cuz his party just lost the election in Montreal! like, can you even imagine the drama? 😂

come join our minecraft server and escape all the political chaos! build ur own little world where u can be the ruler and no one can vote u out! plus, we have this super cool mini-game where u can pretend to be a politician and try to win over the villagers with ur promises of free diamonds and enchanted weapons!

don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s see if u can do a better job at running a city than Justin Trudeau! 🤣🏰💎

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Villages Defended:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	136	Dragons Tamed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.