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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 638 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 34 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 |
Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Towns Built: | 8 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Join us for epic adventures where you can show off your perfectly sculpted derriere while battling dragons, building castles, and making friends with talking animals. Who needs real-life butt implants when you can have a flawless virtual behind that defies the laws of gravity?
So come on, join our server and let your butt cheeks shine brighter than a diamond sword in the sunlight. Because in our world, the only thing that’s drooping is the jaws of envy from all the other players who wish they had your flawless backside.