Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to wipe anyone’s bottom, not even your own! Unlike some in-laws, our server is addiction-free and full of healthy fun. Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Plus, we have a strict “no bodily functions” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about any unpleasant surprises. So come on, join us and leave the poop wiping to someone else!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Crops Grown: 7662 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9 Falling into the Void: 1
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Farms Harvested: 217
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY