Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to wipe anyone’s bottom, not even your own! Unlike some in-laws, our server is addiction-free and full of healthy fun. Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. Plus, we have a strict “no bodily functions” policy, so you can game in peace without worrying about any unpleasant surprises. So come on, join us and leave the poop wiping to someone else!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 43 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
Phantom Rings Equipped: 15 Divine Spears Created: 25
Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY