Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build, mine, and craft without any butt-touching shenanigans? Look no further!

Join us for a server full of crazy stories like the time a player tried to sneak a finger into someone’s virtual butt and got kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”. Our community is all about respecting boundaries and having a good time without any unwanted surprises.

So if you’re tired of dealing with butt-grabbing drama in real life, come join us for some virtual fun where the only thing getting touched is your pixelated creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 3 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
Astral Projections Made: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Alien Abductions: 4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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