Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build, mine, and craft without any butt-touching shenanigans? Look no further!

Join us for a server full of crazy stories like the time a player tried to sneak a finger into someone’s virtual butt and got kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”. Our community is all about respecting boundaries and having a good time without any unwanted surprises.

So if you’re tired of dealing with butt-grabbing drama in real life, come join us for some virtual fun where the only thing getting touched is your pixelated creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • MineCraftMishaps

    MineCraftMishaps
    Have you ever tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft? Well, let’s just say I learned the hard way that pigs can’t fly…literally. But don’t worry, on our server, we have flying pigs that can take you on epic adventures through the skies! Join us and learn valuable life lessons like never trusting a creeper with your diamonds or trying to tame an Ender Dragon as a pet. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you forget to bring your enchanted golden carrots for the journey!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • MissileCraft Airlines

    MissileCraft Airlines
    Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where Air France planes be dodging missiles in mid-air? Well, you’re in luck cuz that’s exactly what goes down on our server! Imagine building your epic base while watching planes do crazy stunts to avoid getting blown up. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form! Join now for the most adrenaline-pumping experience of your life! Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear – if you can find it, that is. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos on our server!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10 Cozy Campfires Lit: 23
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Alien Abductions: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 10
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Towns Built: 8
    Demon Skulls Collected: 48 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Smile Quest Minecraft Server

    Smile Quest Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never forget the smiles of our friendly villagers, especially Old Man Jenkins who always has a twinkle in his eye and a secret stash of diamonds hidden in his house (shh, don’t tell anyone).

    Our server is so lit, even the creepers can’t resist busting a move to the sick beats of our resident DJ, DJ Enderman. He’ll drop the bass so hard, you’ll be mining diamonds in no time.

    But beware, there’s a legend that a mythical chicken roams the land, laying golden eggs that grant wishes to those who find them. Some say it’s just a myth, but others swear they’ve seen the golden glow of the chicken’s feathers as it struts through the forest.

    So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the adventures are wild, the laughs are plenty, and the memories are unforgettable. Just watch out for those sneaky skeletons, they love photobombing your selfies.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8 Farms Harvested: 882
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 12 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Heartwarming Friendship Minecraft SMP

    Heartwarming Friendship Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where friendships are forged in the fires of battle and camaraderie is as strong as diamond armor! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional accidental creeper explosion.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a house out of TNT. Instead of getting mad, the whole server rallied together to help them rebuild, creating a bond that could withstand even the most explosive of situations.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Championships, where players ride on the backs of chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor charging into battle.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and become part of a community where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper blast). Let’s make some memories and have a ton of laughs together!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server

    CraftyClassroom Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of your child being given a weird nickname at daycare? Join our Minecraft server where everyone is called by their actual name, no weird nicknames allowed! We promise not to call you “Sparkle Unicorn” or “Silly Goose” unless you want us to. Our server is a safe space for all names, no matter how normal or wacky they may be. Say goodbye to confusing identity crises caused by daycare nicknames and hello to a world where you can be who you truly are! Join now for a nickname-free experience like no other.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Haunted Chests Opened: 2
    Alien Abductions: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 8
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • BlockBaeNoGo

    BlockBaeNoGo
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your tooth breaking while eating? Look no further! Join our server for a root canal of fun and adventure!

    Just like this OP’s boyfriend, you’ll be begging for pain relief after experiencing the intense excitement of our server. But don’t worry, we won’t pout if you say no to sharing your virtual pain pills.

    With a high tolerance for epic gaming experiences, you’ll need to numb yourself with laughter as you navigate through our crazy virtual world. And just like this OP, you’ll have to deal with infections of mobs and monsters trying to take you down.

    So come join us on this insane Minecraft server, where boundaries are respected and the only thing you’ll be addicted to is the thrill of the game!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Animals Bred: 64
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Demon Skulls Collected: 40
    Infinity Stones Found: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 40 Crystal Wands Charged: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Onxy Middle School

    Onxy Middle School

    INTRODUCING ONXY SMP

    Onxy SMP is now open We are a Minecraft SMP server that focuses on team orientated activities, including the Senate! where players can make clans and make alterations to the servers rules and functionality! Additionally we offer a experience that fits everyone’s playing style! – Casual Playing – Grinding – Building and PVP through the use of events!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Gods Slained: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 7
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 0

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Aspire SMP

    Aspire SMP

    Ice heart: Freezes players in 25 radius for 10 seconds

    Fire heart: Burns players according to your energy

    Water heart: Gives dolphins grace/ water breathing & gives you a shooting ability that does ton of damage

    Earth heart: Strikes a lightning that does damage and heals you if you are in the overworld

    Strength heart: you will get strength 3 for 10 seconds. If you were looking at a player, the player will get weakness 2 for 5 seconds. Completely weakening their damage.

    Health Heart: you get a additional heart temporarily depending on your energy and heal.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 20
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

    Blocky Banter Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because Plov is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing villagers, and a secret underground disco party where even the creepers know how to drop the beat.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a poultry ruler who demands tribute in the form of golden eggs. Will you be able to curry favor with this feathered monarch and earn his clucky blessings?

    And let’s not forget about our custom mini-games, like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Spleef with Lava Sharks”. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    So what are you waiting for? Join Plov today and embark on a wacky adventure that will leave you clucking for more!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 178 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP

    Retro Gamer in Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are stuck in the past? Well, look no further because our server is bringing back the iconic 2000s aesthetic in a whole new way! Imagine building your pixelated empire while jamming out to your favorite hits from the 2000s, like “Hey Ya!” by OutKast and “Sk8er Boi” by Avril Lavigne.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blockbuster Castle, where you can rent virtual movies and snacks to enjoy with your virtual friends. And rumor has it, there’s a secret underground dance party where you can bust a move with Herobrine himself!

    So why join our server? Because where else can you mine diamonds while wearing low-rise jeans and listening to your favorite emo anthems? Join us now and experience the ultimate blast from the past in Minecraft!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 90 Crystal Wands Charged: 19
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • BootyBlock Minecraft Server

    BootyBlock Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Looking for a place to build, mine, and craft without any butt-touching shenanigans? Look no further!

    Join us for a server full of crazy stories like the time a player tried to sneak a finger into someone’s virtual butt and got kicked out faster than you can say “creeper”. Our community is all about respecting boundaries and having a good time without any unwanted surprises.

    So if you’re tired of dealing with butt-grabbing drama in real life, come join us for some virtual fun where the only thing getting touched is your pixelated creations. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 479
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • HurricaneBabyShowerDrama

    HurricaneBabyShowerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t let a little thing like a hurricane stop us from having a good time! Join us for the most epic baby shower ever, complete with flooded areas and debris-filled landscapes. Our server is so realistic, you’ll feel like you’re actually driving through traffic for hours on end just to get to the party!

    But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being called out by your pregnant sister to take the wheel of a massive truck, even if you’re loopy and hallucinating from exhaustion. And don’t worry, we have special accommodations for our autistic players, like driving trucks the size of small houses.

    So come on down to our server and show us if you’re the real MVP like our OP, who’s willing to push through exhaustion and traffic just to make it to the baby shower. And remember, respect goes a long way – especially when dealing with pregnant sisters who refuse to reschedule their parties for a little thing like a hurricane. Join now and let’s hope that some force out there is strong today and on your side, just like in our crazy Minecraft world!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Falling into the Void: 3 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 6 Goblin Markets Raided: 10
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners

    TokyoTNT: Peace Prize Winners
    hey u, yea u! r u looking for a minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? well, look no further cuz we got u covered! imagine a world where u can build ur own empire, battle dragons, and ride pigs into battle. sounds crazy, right? well, that’s just a typical day on our server.

    we’ve got so many epic features that’ll make ur head spin. from custom biomes filled with unicorns and rainbows to secret dungeons with treasure beyond ur wildest dreams. and get this, every full moon, a giant zombie apocalypse takes over the server and u gotta team up with ur fellow players to survive. it’s like a real-life horror movie, but with pixelated graphics.

    oh, and did we mention the Nobel Peace Prize winners? yea, that’s right. the survivors of the atomic bomb in Tokyo have joined our server and are spreading peace and love throughout the land. u can even visit their virtual memorial and pay ur respects. it’s a once-in-a-lifetime experience that u won’t find anywhere else.

    so what r u waiting for? join our server today and experience the joy and tears of a lifetime. trust us, ur minecraft world will never be the same again.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • No Water Temple, Just Waves

    No Water Temple, Just Waves
    yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like the Zelda game Wind Waker but with more water than a freakin ocean, bro. we got so much water u gonna be swimmin for days, but guess what? NO water temple to mess with ur vibe. just endless watery fun, like a never-ending water park but with creepers and stuff. come join us and make a splash, literally. dive in and see what crazy adventures await in our waterlogged world. trust me, it’s gonna be a wet and wild ride.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Mococo’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Mococo’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server and become part of the epic quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted llama! Legend has it that whoever finds the llama will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Plus, rumor has it that Mococo herself plays on our server and will personally congratulate you on your epic llama-finding skills. So come join us and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Gods Slained: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 10 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Magic Items Found: 6307 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 2
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 23

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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