Booty Bounce Minecraft SMP

ASS DRUK ass druk Ass Druk druk ass ASS Druk, BOOTY, bounce, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	4970
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Runes Activated:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to ASS DRUK, the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base full of diamond blocks guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. If you can find it, you get to keep all the diamonds and become the llama king or queen!

2. Our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank players by turning their houses into giant toilets. Don’t worry, he’s actually quite friendly once you get to know him.

3. Every full moon, the entire server transforms into a pack of werewolves and goes on a crazy rampage through the virtual world. It’s chaos, but it’s also a ton of fun!

4. We have a floating island in the sky where gravity doesn’t exist. You can build your dream house up there and watch as unsuspecting players fall to their doom below.

So what are you waiting for? Join ASS DRUK today and prepare for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

VEXSTRIA

Adventurers Guild, Arenas, Bosses, Custom Items, Custom Mobs, Custom Plugins, Discord, Earth Map, elite mobs, gameplay, INFORMATION, Ip:, Minecraft, PvP, Quests, Resource World, Server, Shop, smp, Storyline, VEXSTRIA, Warps

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2941
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Dimension Hops:	8	New Chunks Explored:	150509
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Potions Brewed:	93
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Features
Earth map
Warps to a resource world
Adventurers guild for fighting elite mobs and bosses
PvP arena
Custom plugins
Custom mobs
Custom items

For more information and to get the server IP, join the Discord server: https://discord.gg/GZTRzKarDp

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	Join the Discord server and find the IP address in the information section.
Is there a storyline for quests?	Yes, there is a storyline for quests in the adventurers guild.
Are there custom items available?	Yes, there are custom items on the server.
Can I PvP on the server?	Yes, there is a PvP arena available for players.

Flame Feathers: Wild Wings 1.20.2

1.20.2, Alluring Women, attractive females, Big breasts, big tits, Boobs, busty babes, busty beauties, busty girls, busty ladies, busty women, curvy girls, feathers, Flame, gorgeous girls, hot chicks, hot models, Seductive Ladies, Sensual Women, sexy women, Share, Sultry Babes, Voluptuous Figures, Wild, Wings

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	5170
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, do I have a server for you! Imagine a place where you can build your dream world, but with a twist – you gotta survive against crazy mobs and creepy crawlies!

Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring dungeons, fighting dragons, and collecting rare loot like a boss. Plus, our community is lit AF – you’ll never be bored with all the shenanigans and tomfoolery going on.

But wait, there’s more! We have epic events like build battles, treasure hunts, and even a weekly dance party at the village square. And did I mention our custom plugins that will blow your mind?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride and see why everyone is losing their minds over this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, in which case, bawk bawk away!

GymChatGriefer

Boundaries, Communication, Conversation, creepy encounters, gym, gym atmosphere, gym awkwardness, gym behavior, gym communication, gym discomfort, gym encounters, gym etiquette, gym interactions, GymChatGriefer, headphones, middle aged man, one-word answers, people skills, social cues, Social Interaction

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4438
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Holy Grails Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Emeralds Found:	3477	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Are you tired of creepy gym encounters? Join our Minecraft server where you can workout without any middle-aged men giving you unsolicited advice! Our virtual gym is a safe space where you can stretch, lift weights, and run on the treadmill without any interruptions.

We promise you won’t run into any strange men telling you to work on your people skills. In fact, our server is filled with friendly players who just want to build, explore, and have a good time. Plus, you can wear all the headphones you want without anyone judging you!

So come join us and say goodbye to gym creepers for good. Who knew Minecraft could be such a great alternative to the gym?

RichKidMinecraftSMP

advantages, Awareness, disadvantages, ENTITLEMENT, experiences, financial status, Gratitude, humbling, Lifestyle, personal growth, perspective, Privilege, realization, Reflection, RichKidMinecraftSMP, SELF AWARENESS, social class, societal impact, societal norms, upbringing, wealth

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3048
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Potions Brewed:	86	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow crafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers where everyone is just building the same old dirt houses and mining for diamonds like it’s their job? Well, have I got the server for you!

Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where the grass is made of emeralds, the pigs wear top hats, and the creepers explode in a shower of confetti. That’s right, this server is like Willy Wonka’s chocolate factory on steroids!

But wait, there’s more! Joining this server will give you the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil unicorns, and even have tea parties with the Ender Dragon. Plus, every player gets their own personal butler to cater to their every Minecraft need.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most outrageous, ridiculous, and downright insane Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, diamonds are so last season – here, we mine for rainbows!

SNLcraft: What’s UR Fave Skit?

classic skits, comedy, Comedy Show, comedy sketches, Entertainment, fave, favorite skit, favorite SNL skit, funny skits, humor, iconic skits, late night, Live Television, memorable skits, pop culture, Popular skits, saturday night live, sketch comedy, skit, snl, SNLcraft, television, whats

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7759
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, get ready to have your mind blown and your sides split on our server! We’ve got more laughs than a stand-up comedy show hosted by a pack of hyenas.

Join us and you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget how to mine for diamonds. Our community is filled with hilarious characters who will have you rolling on the floor with their antics. Need a break from building? Take a break and watch our live SNL skit performances in-game.

So why join our server? Because life’s too short to be serious all the time. Come join the fun and see why we’re the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft server around. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockWarriors: BootsOnGround

BlockWarriors, boots on the ground, BootsOnGround, British troops, Conflict Resolution, crisis response, diplomatic efforts., european union, foreign policy, global security, Humanitarian Aid, International intervention, international relations, Keir Starmer, military deployment, military support, peace deal, peacekeeping mission, political leadership, Ukraine, United Kingdom

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6422
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

LOL GUYZ, U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIT AF! WE GOT DIAMONDS RAININ FROM DA SKY AND CREEPERS THAT GIVE U HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODIN!

ALSO, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAID VILLAGERS WHO SELL UNTOLD TREASURES FOR CHEAP!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR ENDER DRAGON IS ACTUALLY A FRIENDLY PUPPY WHO JUST WANTS TO PLAY FETCH WITH YOU!

SO WHAT R U WAITIN FOR? COME JOIN US AND LET’S HAVE A BLAST IN THIS CRAZY MINECRAFT WORLD! #YOLO #MINECRAFT4LIFE 🤪🎮🐲

Utka#1 server minecraft

admin area, donat, forever.., free, Friends, Minecraft, Players, Playing, Server, Utka#1, Vulture

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	8594
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	1989	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Zombie Dances:	8

-faced vulture server for playing with friends without donat and the first 3 players will receive a free admin area forever

Ermalo228.aternos.me

GeoPol Server

alliances, apply, Approval, Automation, Behavior, Character, Conduct, criminal activity, Diplomacy, Doxxing, Factions, Geopol, Griefing, killing, Nations, Realism, rules, Server, stealing, strategy, Threats, Toxicity, Trade routes

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4842
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	29
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

GeoPol Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to GeoPol – A Geopolitical Minecraft Experience!
Features	Join a growing, tight-knit community where you can help shape a world of nations, diplomacy, and strategy.
Temporary Map	Explore our temporary world while we prepare the main map. It’s your chance to get a feel for the server and provide feedback!
Why Join?	Influence the server’s rules and mechanics. Get an early start and learn the system. Experience a more relaxed world before the main launch.
Core Rules	Conduct: Be respectful. Toxic behavior won’t be tolerated. No doxxing, threats, or criminal activity. Build nations, not factions. In-Game: No griefing, stealing, or random killing. Food farms only; other automation needs approval. RP: Stay in character in RP channels. Alliances must be logical. Trade routes need to be realistic. Claim your builds to protect them.
Join GeoPol	Get in early, shape the server, and create your legacy. Ready to apply for a nation? Join now!
Version	1.21.1

FAQs

Q: How can I apply for a nation on GeoPol?

A: To apply for a nation, you can visit our website and fill out the application form under the “Join GeoPol” section.

Q: Are there any age restrictions to join the server?

A: GeoPol is open to players of all ages. However, we expect all players to follow the server rules and maintain a respectful environment for everyone.

Q: Can I suggest changes to the server’s rules and mechanics?

A: Yes, we encourage players to provide feedback and suggestions to help improve the server. You can share your ideas on our Discord server or through the in-game chat.

Q: Is PvP allowed on the server?

A: PvP is allowed under certain conditions, such as in designated PvP zones or during wars between nations. Random killing and griefing, however, are not permitted.

EpicCraft – Adventure Awaits 1.20

Adora Fortune, Adventure, anniversary voice packs, Arya Kuroha, Awaits, Azeria.EVE, Azusa Honami, birthday merch, Bluebell.EVE, Elyza.EVE, epiccraft, holiday voice packs, Hysteria.EVE, Jira Jisaki, Koma Oboro, Lan Philia, Lumi Yukime, Miki Hitsugi, Minya Scott, Mischief.EVE, Miu Akumiya, Mukuro Owarino, Nano Kozuya, Narin Mikure, Planei Hoshikuzu, Remia Aotsuki, Riko Solari, Seira Chinen, Siu Aisaka, Specialite General, TRiGGERPHiSH, Utahime Mochizuki, uwu market merch., Victoria Valerie, VSPO EN

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	612
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ores Mined:	2371
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

And guess what? We got a schedule that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion!

Join us and play with Remia Aotsuki, Arya Kuroha, Jira Jisaki, Narin Mikure, Riko Solari, Miki Hitsugi, Utahime Mochizuki, Victoria Valerie, Miu Akumiya, Elyza.EVE, Bluebell.EVE, Mischief.EVE, Hysteria.EVE, Azeria.EVE, Nano Kozuya, Koma Oboro, Siu Aisaka, Azusa Honami, Minya Scott, Tsukasa Ryogoku, Seira Chinen, Planei Hoshikuzu, Mukuro Owarino, Lumi Yukime, and more!

Plus, we got some crazy merch and voice packs that will make you scream “heck yeah!” So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! 🤪🎉

FishyRoomie Minecraft Server

advice, apartment, awkward, cleanliness, Communication, Confrontation, EMBARRASSMENT, Fish, FishyRoomie, friendship, hygiene, living situation, Mildew, Minecraft, onions, personal space, roommate, roommate communication, roommate conflict, roommate dynamics, roommate etiquette, Server, smell

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4292
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
New Chunks Explored:	280635	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Hey there gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists!

Picture this: you log onto the server and immediately notice a strange smell lingering in the air. You start exploring and realize that the source of the smell is one of your fellow players! That’s right, we have a real-life stinker in our midst. Will you confront them about their odor or try to avoid them at all costs? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! We also have secret group chats where you can air out all your dirty laundry and confront awkward situations head-on. Who knows what drama will unfold when you bring up that one player who never showers? Will they get embarrassed and lash out, or will they finally take a hint and clean up their act?

So come join our server for a one-of-a-kind experience filled with laughs, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of stink. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

SisNoWaitCraft

#workout, Apology, Athletic, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, disagreement, efficiency, Exercise, family, FITNESS, Glutes, growth, Listening, misunderstanding, Pace, patience, resolution, self improvement, sibling, SisNoWaitCraft

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8285
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Astral Projections Made:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Votes:	9456	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where working out your glutes is a top priority! Join us for Gluten Day and watch your pixelated posterior grow like never before. Our workouts are so effective, even creepers will be mirin’ your gains.

But beware, not everyone can keep up with the pace of our glute-building exercises. Just like in real life, some players may be college athlete level while others are still learning how to jump over a block. Don’t let that stop you from joining in on the fun!

And if you encounter any drama with your fellow players, just remember that sometimes the problem isn’t you – it’s just the way the blocks fall. So come on over to our server and let’s squat, lunge, and pixelate our way to booty gains together. Who knows, you might even make a new workout buddy who matches your pace perfectly. Just watch out for any sibling squabbles over who’s the real glute master!

CommunityCraft

bedrock, CommunityCraft, Cooperative Survival, Creative world server, hard difficulty, In-game chat., java, Join us in the Discord, no cheating, no land claims, no paid ranks, Player led economy, Powerful dedicated server, Proximity Simple Voice Chat, PvP, Semi Vanilla

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	5778
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	43	Enchantments Applied:	268
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

CommunityCraft SMP Overview

Version	1.21.4
Server Type	Cooperative Survival
Difficulty	Hard
Platforms	Java & Bedrock
IP	play.communitycraft.online

FAQ

Question	Answer
What makes CommunityCraft SMP different?	Community-built and led server with multiple owners, no single person has final say. Friendly admin team.
What kind of server is this?
How do I join?	Join the Discord, submit an application, and get on the server.

Hollow Haven Craft 1.20.3

1.20.3, anguish, BROKEN, Craft, Darkness, dejection, depression, desolation, Despair, emptiness, going hollow, Grief, Haven, Heartache, Hollow, hopeless, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Lost, numbness, Sadness, sorrow

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4916
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	343	Runes Activated:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Yo, bro, do you even Minecraft? Because if you’re not playing on this server, you might as well be going hollow like in Dark Souls. Join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans that will have you questioning reality.

We’ve got more mods than you can shake a stick at, and our community is so lit, it’s like a bonfire in the Undead Burg. Plus, our events are so wild, they make the Bed of Chaos look like a walk in the park.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and get ready to go hollow in the best way possible. Just don’t blame us if you start seeing creepers in real life.

MomSnipper Minecraft Server

aita, AQUARIUM, back hurt, family friend, filter, Grumpy, husband, inappropriate, Jellyfish, lunch, mean, Minecraft, minimum number of guests, Miserable, mom, MomSnipper, passed away, pee on her, Server, small kids, Snippy, son’s first birthday, talk again

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3881
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	37
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Are you tired of boring aquarium birthday parties where your mom talks about death and jellyfish stings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and crazy time that will make you forget all about awkward family outings!

On our server, you can build your own underwater world filled with jellyfish that definitely won’t sting you (unless you want them to). And if you ever need to pee on someone, there’s a whole section dedicated to that – just kidding, we don’t condone that kind of behavior!

Forget about family drama and join our server for non-stop fun and adventure. Who needs an aquarium when you can have a virtual world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations? Join now and leave the awkward family outings behind!

FlowerPowerCraft

annoyance, Argument, chapstick, colors, Communication, cookie, Cut Flowers, Delivery, female friend, FlowerPowerCraft, Flowers, Gesture, gift, Good Vibes, Grumpy, husband, potted plant, Preferences, relationship, Seeds, work trip

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7259
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your unique preferences and won’t send you cut flowers? Look no further than our server, where we promise to only send you virtual potted plants, seeds, cookies, or even chapstick!

Join us and avoid the depressing sight of wilting flowers on your counter. Plus, we have a special feature where if someone sends you flowers, we’ll send you a virtual gift to keep the good vibes going. No need to worry about the nature of relationships here, just good old-fashioned fun in the world of Minecraft.

So come on over and leave behind the drama of cut flowers and questionable gift choices. We promise a grump-free environment where you can just focus on building, exploring, and having a great time. See you in the game!