Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take safety very seriously – just like this guy’s ex-wife! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and danger (just kidding, we’re actually very safe)!

Forget about booster seats, on our server, we ride dragons into battle! Who needs a booster seat when you have a fire-breathing companion by your side?

Join us and experience the thrill of picking up kids from playdates without booster seats – it’s a real adrenaline rush! Just make sure to have your dragon ready for a quick getaway in case things go south.

So come on, join our server and let’s make some memories that will leave your ex-wife calling you in a panic about the safety of her daughter. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉 #BoosterSeatDrama #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted: 31 Blood Moons Survived: 0
Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Mines Excavated: 1905
Horror Stories Survived: 2 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
Evil Twin Fights: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY