Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take safety very seriously – just like this guy’s ex-wife! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and danger (just kidding, we’re actually very safe)!

Forget about booster seats, on our server, we ride dragons into battle! Who needs a booster seat when you have a fire-breathing companion by your side?

Join us and experience the thrill of picking up kids from playdates without booster seats – it’s a real adrenaline rush! Just make sure to have your dragon ready for a quick getaway in case things go south.

So come on, join our server and let’s make some memories that will leave your ex-wife calling you in a panic about the safety of her daughter. It’s all in good fun, right? 😉 #BoosterSeatDrama #MinecraftMadness

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Infinity Stones Found: 3
Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 46
Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 2142

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY