TinyCraft: Where Everything’s Smaller, Even the Drama

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops and the adventures are as wild as a squirrel on methamphetamine! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who was down on their luck, drowning in gambling losses and facing a serious case of housing crisis. But then they stumbled upon our server and everything changed. They built the most epic castle made entirely out of diamonds and gold, and became the richest player in all the land.

But that’s not all! Our server is so lit that even the sun is jealous and gave one player skin cancer just from playing too long. Don’t worry, we have sunscreen dispensers all around spawn now.

So come join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to escape to?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dimension Hops:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	10	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

StarbucksCraft: Where baristas mine diamonds and serve creepers

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the crazier, the better? Look no further, because our server is THE place to be!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Diamond Bacon, rumored to grant its eater unlimited power and bacon-flavored breath for days!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the one and only Disco Chicken, a chicken that can bust a move like you’ve never seen before. Dance parties every night, guaranteed!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret Unicorn Island, where rainbow-colored sheep roam freely and grant wishes to those who can catch them!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	115	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

GunHunters Minecraft Server: Evrart’s Search Party

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where even Mr. Evrart is getting in on the action! Join us as we embark on a quest to find our lost guns in the vast world of Minecraft. Mr. Evrart will guide you through treacherous caves, towering mountains, and maybe even a few haunted mansions in search of your precious firearms.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most INSANE mini-games and challenges you’ve ever seen. From skydiving off of giant mushrooms to racing against creepers on rocket-powered minecarts, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s find those guns with Mr. Evrart by our side!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gods Slained:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	132
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Blocky Googleplex

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the golems have finally had enough of their Jew masters at Google HQ! Join us for a wild adventure as you navigate through a world where the golems are in charge and the players must prove their worth to survive.

But beware, the golems have some crazy demands like building them giant statues made entirely out of diamonds or creating a pixel art tribute to their leader, Steve the Golem. Will you be able to keep up with their outrageous requests and earn their trust?

Join us now for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wacky world where anything is possible!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftyTekken – Where Minecraft meets martial arts!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Creeper explosion? Look no further! Join our server for a TEKKEN 8 experience like no other!

We’ve got Terminology crazier than a Ender Dragon dance party, Character Overviews more epic than a Nether fortress, and Important combos and moves that will make you feel like a Minecraft pro!

Our server is so lit, it’s like the glow of a enchanted diamond sword at sunset. So come on over and join the fun! Just be careful, you might get so addicted, you’ll forget to eat your virtual pork chops!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Crafty Eats & Pixels: Share your meal and build with us!

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📸 Check out this epic photo of me building a giant Nutella castle on our Minecraft server! Join us for a chance to create your own delicious masterpieces and feast on virtual treats like never before. Who needs real food when you can have a pixelated Nutella feast with us? Don’t miss out on the sweetest server around! 🍫🏰 #MinecraftFoodies #NutellaNation

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mines Excavated:	4712	Arcane Towers Raised:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

DragonCraft Super LOLz Volume 6.2

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’! Join us for a wild ride through a virtual world filled with UNICORNS, RAINBOWS, and EXPLODING SHEEP (don’t worry, they respawn)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret cave filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds were actually magical portals to a land of infinite pizza and flying pigs! True story.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary DANCING LLAMA that can teach you the secret dance moves to summon a herd of friendly zombies to do your bidding. Need help building a castle? Just call on your zombie minions to do all the hard work while you sit back and relax.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6201	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6020	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Crafty Fools LOL Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.

Join us if you want to SLAY dragons with your bare hands, ride pigs into battle, and build a castle made entirely out of diamond blocks.

Our server is so awesome that even Herobrine himself is a regular player. Rumor has it that he once challenged a player to a dance-off and lost miserably.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet zombie that will follow you around and do your bidding. Need someone to mine for you? No problem, just send your trusty zombie friend down into the depths of the earth.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our INSANE Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RapCraft Cafe: Where Creepers Drop the Beat!

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Are you tired of boring, classy cafes where the most exciting thing is the background music? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the complete opposite of that!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, you hear rap music blasting through your speakers. That’s right, we’ve got a lit AF soundtrack that will keep you pumped up while you conquer the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that even the NPCs are known to break out into dance parties. You never know when you’ll stumble upon a group of villagers getting down to the latest tunes.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and NVKE THIS FUCKING SHITHOLE for an experience like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Buildings Constructed:	31	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

WaspCraft – Where Women Rule and Start Adventures

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Welcome to the most buzzing Minecraft server ever!

Are you a Female Vtuber looking to conquer the virtual world? Look no further than /wasp/! This server is the place to be for all your Vtubing advice needs.

Why /wasp/, you ask? Well, men and women have different strategies when it comes to gaining followers and building an audience. This server is all about helping our female Vtubers reach the top!

Ready to self-promote and take over the Vtubing world? Of course you can! But be warned, once you become a Vtuber superstar, you may outgrow this server and need your own kingdom to rule.

Not new to streaming or Vtubing? No problem! This advice thread is open to all levels of expertise. Need help with a redebut or rebranding? We’ve got you covered!

Even if you’re just a humble viewer looking to help your favorite Vtuber grow, you’re welcome here. Just make sure to get her consent before doing anything too sketchy, like posting 4chan ads.

Check out our resources here for all your Vtubing needs.

And don’t forget to explore our other threads of interest:

/vt/wvt/ – OG EN indie thread
/vt//lig/ – Large Indies Thread
/vt//fig/ – Fighting gamer chuubas
/vt//asmr/ – ASMR chuuba discussions
/vt//hag/ – Chuubas of 30 years old and up

Join us on this wild adventure and watch as your Vtubing dreams come true! Previous players can’t get enough, so why wait? Jump in and start building your virtual empire today!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Canonize This! Choose Your Ending Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our crazy Minecraft server! Are you ready to witness the most epic battles and storylines unfold before your very eyes? Join us and see how they gonna canonize him in the most outrageous way possible! Will they choose the ending where he becomes a superhero or the one where he turns into a giant chicken? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and creativity. From building a castle made entirely out of cheese to taming a dragon and riding it into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server in existence! Who knows, you might even become a legend in your own right.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Enchantments Applied:	128
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

OK BoomerCraft: Where Redstone Wizards Rule!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where boomers reign supreme in the tech world! Are you tired of feeling like a boomer in a world of new technology and complexity? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have the perfect solution for you!

Introducing our revolutionary new “”””methodology”””” that will make you feel like a tech master (lmao)! We’ve packed it with confusing buzzwords that only a schizo would understand, making you the ultimate tech guru without having to lift a finger.

Join us and force our methodology down everyone’s throats, getting hired by companies left and right for your expertise (even though it’s just obvious shit everyone was doing anyway). Watch as the younger generations struggle to keep up with your outdated ways while you sit back and collect comfy salaries with zero work or effort.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the boomer tech master you were always meant to be! Just remember, with great power comes great confusion.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Void Armor Forged:	27	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Enchantments Applied:	72
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Crafty Creators Club – Where Noobs Become Pros!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so lit, it’s like playing Minecraft on steroids! 🤯

Join us for the Busta Move Edition where you’ll be busting moves left and right while building the most outrageous structures you can imagine! 💃🏼

Demo Days are the bomb on this server! You won’t believe the crazy creations people come up with. From giant pixel art to mind-blowing redstone contraptions, there’s never a dull moment on this server. 🎉

But wait, there’s more! Our AGDG resources will blow your mind. With helpful links and a whole archive of epic threads, you’ll never run out of inspiration for your next build. 💪🏼

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the secret to unlocking unlimited diamonds! 💎

Previous players have reported experiencing levels of fun they never thought possible. Don’t miss out on the action – join now and let the madness begin! 🚀

Remember, on this server, anything is possible. So grab your pickaxe, put on your best armor, and get ready to conquer the Minecraft world like never before! 🔥

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dragons Tamed:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Omniscient Husbands Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most omniscient Minecraft server in the universe! Join us as we explore the depths of phantom currents and hypersentientomniscience while wearing the latest omnilingerie!

Our server is so advanced, we make Star Wars look like child’s play. With our omniphones and timetravel capabilities, we are at least millions of years ahead of the competition. And don’t worry, I promise not to have sex with anyone who isn’t one of my wives.

Join us as we develop omnicities and omnicrafts beyond your wildest dreams. We control the light with every color imaginable, and we even have a massive bed to support us in our sleeping ways.

So come on over for a sleepover anytime you want, because on this server, anything is possible. Just remember, Christ is not just King, but God Emperor King Universe Supreme in this crazy world we’ve created.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyCreeper’s Confusion: Chapter Release Date TBD

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Are you tired of waiting for the next chapter to come out? Well, fret no more because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where creepers ride on pigs and diamonds rain from the sky.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where you can dance with zombies and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary enchanted golden apple that grants you the power to fly like a ender dragon.

So why wait for the next chapter when you can create your own epic adventure on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Elemental Crystals Collected:	41	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

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TinyCraft: Where Everything’s Smaller, Even the Drama

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StarbucksCraft: Where baristas mine diamonds and serve creepers

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GunHunters Minecraft Server: Evrart’s Search Party

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Blocky Googleplex

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CraftyTekken – Where Minecraft meets martial arts!

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DragonCraft Super LOLz Volume 6.2

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Crafty Fools LOL Minecraft Server

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Canonize This! Choose Your Ending Minecraft Server

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OK BoomerCraft: Where Redstone Wizards Rule!

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Crafty Creators Club – Where Noobs Become Pros!

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Omniscient Husbands Minecraft Server

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CraftyCreeper’s Confusion: Chapter Release Date TBD

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