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| Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 541 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 7249 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 40 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
omg u guys, u need to join this cray cray minecraft server like right now! why, u ask? well, let me tell u a story. once upon a time, there was a group of older adults in the UK who kept getting scammed on the phone. like, every day they were getting calls trying to steal their monies. so they were like, “screw this noise, we’re gonna play minecraft instead!” and that’s how this server was born. now, if u join, u can help protect these poor oldies from phone scammers by building them epic bases and fighting off evil mobs. plus, there’s a secret level where u can ride llamas into battle against a horde of killer chickens. it’s lit, fam. so come join us and be a hero in the fight against telephone fraud! #minecraftforjustice #llamalove
