Do you remember when creepers used to be cute little green blobs? Yeah, me neither. But on our server, we’ve got a time machine that can take you back to the good ol’ days of Minecraft! Join us and relive the nostalgia of punching trees and getting blown up by creepers.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mythical creature who roams the land in search of diamonds. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes! (Disclaimer: wishes may include but are not limited to unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and a pet dragon).

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the mines. Just watch out for the dancing skeletons!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players: 109/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 6 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Holy Grails Found: 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?

    Podcasts Minecraft SMP – Are Any Of His 50+ Worth Listening To Anymore?
    Are you tired of listening to the same old podcasts that just don’t hit the mark anymore? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us for some epic gaming adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about those boring podcasts. Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock the secret to eternal youth and unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 91/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 14 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • BrasilBrosAdventure

    BrasilBrosAdventure
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with craziness and fun!

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without anyone shipping kids to your doorstep without warning. No surprise stepmom duties here! Plus, forget about fertility treatments and pressure from your partner to get pregnant. On our server, the only thing you’ll be birthing are epic creations!

    And get this – there’s no need to sell your car to fund IVF treatments. We don’t believe in putting that kind of financial strain on our players. Instead, focus on building the house of your dreams without any interference from in-laws jetting off to F1 races in Brazil.

    So, if you’re tired of feeling betrayed and want a break from real-life drama, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, the only thing you’ll be snapping at is creepers in the game. See you there!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • SantaGoneMinecraftSMP

    SantaGoneMinecraftSMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP and realizing that diamonds are actually just shiny rocks that have no real value in the real world. But fear not, because in our server, these shiny rocks can be used to build extravagant diamond palaces, diamond armor that sparkles brighter than a disco ball, and even diamond toilets for the ultimate luxury experience.

    We have a thriving community of players who are all secretly unicorns in disguise, so you never know who you might be mining diamonds next to. Our server events include epic unicorn races, where players ride rainbow-colored pigs to the finish line, and intense llama battles where the last one standing gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.

    But the real reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the secret underground society of dancing creepers who throw the most lit parties in all of Minecraft. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing to the beat of a jukebox while wearing a top hat and monocle.

    So come join us and experience a Minecraft SMP like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding creepers).

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 5
    Villages Defended: 20 Goblin Markets Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • BlockyParentRegrets

    BlockyParentRegrets
    Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to have them stolen by creepers? Do you wish you could ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombies? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, ridiculous mini-games, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. Our server is so awesome, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

    Forget about your regrets with your parents and come make some new ones with us on our server. Who needs therapy when you can battle giant chickens and build a castle made entirely out of cake? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the insanity begin!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
    New Chunks Explored: 15335 Crystal Caves Mapped: 9
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion

    KurskCraft: Ukraine Expansion
    HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO EPIC, EVEN UKRAINE IS TALKING ABOUT IT?!

    IMAGINE THIS: YOU’RE BUILDING A HOUSE, MINDING YOUR OWN BUSINESS, AND THEN SUDDENLY A WILD CREEPER APPEARS WEARING A UKRAINIAN FLAG! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE MOBS ARE GETTING IN ON THE FUN!

    BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER HAS A SECRET PORTAL THAT TAKES YOU STRAIGHT TO THE KURSK REGION IN RUSSIA! YEAH, YOU CAN BUILD A HOUSE RIGHT NEXT TO PUTIN’S SUMMER HOME! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?!

    SO HURRY UP AND JOIN OUR SERVER BEFORE UKRAINE UNVEILS THE NEXT BIG EXPANSION! DON’T MISS OUT ON ALL THE CRAZY ADVENTURES AND MEMES THAT AWAIT YOU! #YOLOMINECRAFTFOREVER”

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37 Dragon Eggs Found: 630
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 17
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 49
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 6 Cursed Lands Purified: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Nature Senses Alive

    Nature Senses Alive
    so like, u know how u play minecraft and u just feel so at peace with nature? well, this server takes that feeling to a whole new level, bro. like, u will be so immersed in the virtual world that u will literally feel like u are in a national park or forest.

    we did a study and found that all five of ur senses will be activated in the most positive ways possible. ur eyes will be blessed with the most beautiful landscapes, ur ears will be serenaded by the sounds of nature, ur nose will be filled with the scent of fresh flowers, ur skin will tingle with the touch of the breeze, and ur taste buds will be tantalized by the virtual snacks we provide (jk, we don’t actually have virtual snacks, but wouldn’t that be cool?).

    so, if u wanna experience nature in a whole new way and have ur senses tingling with joy, then join our server. trust me, u won’t regret it. plus, we have unicorns. unicorns, bro. need i say more?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 21 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 1
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for not Otzdarva Minecraft Server?

    Not Otzdarva is a popular Twitch and YouTube content creator known for his gaming streams and videos. He has gained a loyal following for his humorous commentary and skilled gameplay in a variety of games. Not Otzdarva has a unique style that sets him apart from other streamers and has garnered him a dedicated fan base.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Ores Mined: 895 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • ❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

    ❤ ANARCHY ❤ PLAY 360 MINUTES AND GET A DONATE! Minecraft server

    What should I write here, server is fine, come over, you can buy donuts there, or you don’t have to buy them

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 15
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 16
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 7 Mysterious Portals Opened: 6

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server

    Vrench’s Epic Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Vrench has done it again, creating a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into spontaneous dance parties.

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride llamas into battle, build a house out of enchanted cookies, and challenge the Ender Dragon to a game of musical chairs. Our community is filled with wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

    But beware, Vrench is always up to some mischief, so you never know what crazy surprises await you around every corner. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride that will have you saying “Did id again :DDDDD” every time you log on!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 13 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 126
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 10 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 31 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Mythical Quests Completed: 39

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP

    RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, say RIP to that stinky vibe and join our server where chaos reigns supreme!

    Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a gang of chickens wielding diamond swords. You try to run but end up falling into a pit of lava filled with dancing pandas. Don’t worry, they’re friendly…we think.

    But wait, it gets better! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers go to let loose and show off their sick dance moves. And rumor has it, if you can out-dance a creeper, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden carrots.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and participate in a weekly hot dog eating contest with the Ender Dragon? Only on RIP! STINKY RIGHT NOW! Join us if you dare, but be prepared for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life.

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • MomDebtNoMineCraft Server

    MomDebtNoMineCraft Server
    So, get this, right? I (19F) just started working at a restaurant and my mom (53F) is out here living her best life, jetting off to Brazil for a month like it’s NBD. But guess what? She used her credit card to pay for it and now she’s hitting me up for £1,000 to cover her debt. Like, sis, do I look like a money tree to you?

    I’m trying to save up for vet school, okay? I can’t be dropping stacks left and right to bail my mom out of her financial messes. And to top it all off, she’s calling me selfish and saying she didn’t raise me like this. Um, excuse me, but who raised who here?

    Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! We’ve got virtual blocks to build with, no credit card debt to worry about, and definitely no angry texts from entitled parents. Plus, our community is so chill, you’ll forget all about your family drama. Trust me, you won’t find a better escape than this server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your real life problems behind!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Potions Brewed: 70 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 0 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Runes Activated: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • BabyCraft: No Handouts, Git Gud

    BabyCraft: No Handouts, Git Gud
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t just build blocks, we build drama! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds and financial fiascos.

    Imagine a world where your virtual grandchildren are constantly asking for handouts, even though they drive fancy cars and sip Starbucks every morning. Will you stand your ground and tell them to sell their third car? Or will you cave and help them with their baby formula and diapers?

    Get ready for some intense virtual conversations as you navigate the complexities of being a grandparent in a world where baby expenses are through the roof. Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable to real-life family dynamics?

    Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual family drama like never before. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft?

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 4 Cozy Campfires Lit: 25
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Divine Spears Created: 19
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 14

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP

    Orgy Cleanup Crew – Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and find out! We have epic build battles, intense PVP tournaments, and even a secret underground club where players can let loose after a long day of mining and crafting. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly spleef competition gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Plus, our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with half a heart left – if that’s not a reason to join, we don’t know what is! So come on, join us and see what crazy adventures await in our wild and wacky world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a stack of diamond blocks – you’re gonna need ’em!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 103/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23
    Ores Mined: 3220 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 10
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 258 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • GenderBendCraft

    GenderBendCraft
    Hey there gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Imagine waking up in a world where pigs fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. Build your dream castle out of rainbow blocks and defend it from a gang of mischievous Endermen.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that grants wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one wish involves turning all the sheep into disco-dancing unicorns.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where everyone has square heads and talks in binary code. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 22
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Epic Shields Constructed: 28 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • CraftyCopenhagen Minecraft Server

    CraftyCopenhagen Minecraft Server
    lol u ever heard of a minecraft server so lit that even countries wanna invest in it? well this server is so poppin that Denmark is throwin $630 million at it like it’s a party they don’t wanna miss. come join us and be part of the most epic defense production in minecraft history. who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a diamond-encrusted tank into battle against a horde of creepers. join now and be a part of something truly insane!

    Updated October 1, 2024

    Players: 108/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 825018 Epic Quests Completed: 28
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 75 Phoenix Feathers Found: 10
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 45 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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