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Players: | 103/100 | Votes: | 5333 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 12 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 6 | Enchantments Applied: | 108 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 39 |
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