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Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 607 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 |
And like, if you’re starting to forget things, this server will jog your memory like no other, man. I swear, I saw this one guy who couldn’t remember where he put his diamonds, but after joining our server, he suddenly remembered that he buried them under a giant statue of a chicken, like what even bro?
So yeah, if you’re feeling old and boring, come join our Minecraft SMP and we’ll make you feel young and crazy again, it’s gonna be a blast, bro. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party every Saturday night, but shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s top secret stuff, man. So come on, join us and let’s have the time of our lives, bro!