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Players: 94/400 Votes: 2579
Rating: 4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored: 324196 Titanic Battles Fought: 24
Secret Passages Found: 8 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
Underground Cities Explored: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
Mythical Quests Completed: 18 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 99
Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25

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Are you a 27-year-old boomer looking to dive into the magical world of Touhou? Well, fear not, my friend, because it’s never too late to join the party! Our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner Touhou fanatic and show off your danmaku skills.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling cute girls with deadly powers, dodging bullets like a pro, and immersing yourself in the enchanting music and art of the Touhou universe. Plus, rumor has it that Marisa Kirisame herself makes an appearance every full moon to challenge players to a spell card duel!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and let the Touhou madness begin! Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Touhou master and earn the title of Gensokyo’s greatest boomer!

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  • InstaCrafted – Social Media Apocalypse

    InstaCrafted – Social Media Apocalypse
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    Players: 101/1000 Votes: 7455
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Mines Excavated: 2917 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 47 Meteorite Armor Created: 29
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Imagine a world where social media suddenly disappeared – no more selfies, no more memes, no more stalking your ex’s new relationship. Sounds like a nightmare, right? But fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the chaos of a social media-less world and immerse yourself in a pixelated paradise!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire, battling it out with other players in epic PvP battles, and embarking on quests to find the legendary diamond sword of truth (spoiler alert: it’s hidden in a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry creepers).

    Forget about likes and followers – on our server, the only thing that matters is how many virtual chickens you can wrangle in a minute. So come on down and join us for a wild ride through the wacky world of Minecraft, where social media may have ended, but the fun is just getting started!

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  • Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3

    Stream Bitching & Building 1.21.3
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    Players: 107/200 Votes: 2793
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Alien Abductions: 0
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 15
    Chimeras Created: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 18
    Gods Slained: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
    Emeralds Found: 964 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Bro, listen up, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual therapy session but with blocks and creepers.

    You know how sometimes life sucks and you just wanna scream into the void? Well, on this server, you can build a giant statue of yourself screaming and then blow it up with TNT.

    Forget about all the drama and negativity, just focus on building epic structures and trolling your friends. It’s like a digital escape from all the whining and bitching in the real world.

    Plus, there are mini-games and events that will make you laugh so hard, you’ll forget why you were ever sad in the first place. Trust me, this server is the ultimate mood booster.

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  • BralessGymWarrior

    BralessGymWarrior
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    Players: 106/600 Votes: 5993
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Alien Abductions: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 16
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Invisible Walls Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring gyms where they make you wear a bra just to workout? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you! We embrace freedom and comfort, so feel free to let those pixels bounce around without any restrictions.

    Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own gym where bras are banned and nipples are celebrated. Show off your pixelated assets while working out with other players who share your love for braless freedom.

    Don’t let anyone tell you what to wear, especially not some angry lady who can’t handle a little bit of pixelated skin. Join our server and let your virtual boobs hang out with pride. Who needs bras when you have the power of Minecraft on your side?

    So come on, join us and say goodbye to bra restrictions in the virtual world. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one braless block at a time!

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  • BlockDreamz

    BlockDreamz
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    Players: 106/900 Votes: 8882
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 9 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Cursed Amulets Found: 2 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 5 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to fulfill all your wildest fantasies…non-sexual ones, of course!

    Join our server and let your imagination run wild as you build the most epic structures you’ve ever dreamed of. From towering castles made entirely of diamond blocks to roller coasters that defy the laws of physics, the possibilities are endless!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking pigs who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground dance parties and learn their funky moves to impress your friends.

    So why wait? Join our server today and start living out your wildest non-sexual fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

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  • AI Monster Realm 1.20.4

    AI Monster Realm 1.20.4
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    Players: 94/700 Votes: 1363
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 10
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 16 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Endless Legions Commanded: 30 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, imagine if those creepy AI monsters from the videos decided to come to life and take over the world like in that anime Lain! But don’t worry, we’ve got the perfect Minecraft server where you can escape from the chaos and build your own epic world.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even run into some of those AI monsters and have to fight them off with nothing but your trusty pickaxe and sword.

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s out of this world (literally), then come on down and join us for a totally bonkers time. Just watch out for any rogue AI monsters trying to sneak up on you while you’re building your masterpiece!

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  • NoInkForStepkid

    NoInkForStepkid
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    Players: 93/800 Votes: 1078
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Glorious Feasts Held: 14 Orbs of Power Found: 6
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 10 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Magical Moments Shared: 11 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 19

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Come join our server where we have more drama than a reality TV show!

    Just like this player’s rocky relationship, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on your toes. Will you build alliances or start wars with other players? The choice is yours!

    And just like this player’s dilemma about getting a tattoo, on our server, you can customize your character with all sorts of crazy designs. Want a tattoo of a creeper riding a unicorn? We got you covered!

    So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a love triangle with two other players over a diamond sword!

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  • LonelyCraft

    LonelyCraft
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    Players: 108/100 Votes: 420
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Heroic Legacies Created: 2
    Star Shards Collected: 132 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Dimension Hops: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

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    When even the creepers avoid blowing you up because they can’t stand your presence, it’s a sure sign that you need to join our Minecraft server. Our community is so welcoming that even the Ender Dragon will offer you a ride on its back just to get away from you. Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see how you’re doing because your presence is just that legendary. So come join us and experience the ultimate validation of being disliked by absolutely no one!

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  • This server is online. server minecraft

    This server is online. server minecraft
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    Players: 100/300 Votes: 4744
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 32 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Ores Mined: 8921 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Gods Slained: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Players Killed by Monsters: 9322
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2

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    Come in to just go through minecraft.

    Can’t we argue?)

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  • ColonyState SMP

    ColonyState SMP
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    Players: 107/100 Votes: 9432
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
    Emeralds Found: 6281 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 11
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 59 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7

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    ColonyState SMP Minecraft Server

    Overview
    Looking for a refreshing modded server? ColonyState SMP is a welcoming server encouraging all abilities and types of players. Grow your colony slowly or spend your every spare hour perfecting it; there’s no judgement here!
    We are running a custom modpack based around MineColonies! It contains Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith. There is more information on the server Discord! Please note our next season reset is March 1st.
    There are a few basic rules: No PVP unless agreed between parties. No stealing, griefing, or duping. The server is also aimed at players aged 15+

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is PVP allowed on the server? No, PVP is only allowed if agreed upon between parties.
    What mods are included in the custom modpack? The modpack includes Ars, The Graveyard, Create, Farmer’s Delight, and many dungeon mods alongside Terralith.
    Are there any age restrictions for players? The server is aimed at players aged 15 and older.

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  • Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3

    Lone Heat Wanderer 1.21.3
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    Players: 109/600 Votes: 1340
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Alien Abductions: 0
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9 Phantom Rings Equipped: 11

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    Yo, bro, you gotta join our Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, we got the hottest lava pits this side of the digital world!

    I’m talking about some next level heat, like you’ve never experienced before. And guess what? You can push other players into the lava for some good ol’ fashioned trolling fun!

    Plus, we have a secret underground ice cave where you can cool off after all that heat. It’s like a sauna and a freezer had a baby, and it’s freaking awesome!

    So, what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s make some virtual memories together!

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  • ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP

    ScaleOf10 Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 104/300 Votes: 8800
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 21 Cozy Campfires Lit: 12
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 1
    Towns Built: 10 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 2

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    OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously it’s the best thing since sliced bread. We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, like who even needs to go mining anymore? And get this, our server mascot is a llama named Larry who can fly and shoot laser beams out of his eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, LASER BEAM LLAMA.

    But wait, there’s more! We have weekly events where we all dress up as chickens and have dance parties in the Nether. And our admin is a talking potato who gives out free cookies to anyone who can do a backflip IRL. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become part of our crazy, chaotic, and totally nonsensical world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. #PotatoPower #LlamaLaserBeams #ChickenDanceParty

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  • BookNerd451

    BookNerd451
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 3655
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Meteorite Armor Created: 29
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 17 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Farms Harvested: 452
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Twisted Realms Survived: 1

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    In our Minecraft server, we take that idea to a whole new level! Instead of just memorizing books, we have players who have memorized entire Minecraft wikis and can recite crafting recipes in their sleep! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft encyclopedia!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking cows who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join forces with them or try to stop their bovine revolution?

    So come on down to our server and see if you can survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you! Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our wacky Minecraft world!

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  • CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum

    CanuckCraft: King Charles’ Trump Tantrum
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    Players: 110/100 Votes: 7030
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 20
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2

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    come join our epic minecraft server where king charles himself stands with canada after trump’s statement!!! we have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco party with the creepers!!! if you join now, you can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against the evil zombie villagers who stole all the diamonds!!! trust us, this server is more lit than a lava pit on a saturday night!!! so what are you waiting for? join now and become a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!!!

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  • Calcifying Coral Cove

    Calcifying Coral Cove
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 6524
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 15
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Elemental Crystals Collected: 21

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    So, like, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like totally lit, bro. We got this thing where we enhance the ocean’s alkalinity to like, absorb more CO2 or whatever. And get this, it may lead to like, a bunch of calcifying organisms poppin’ up everywhere. They gonna be consuming all that alkalinity and like, limitin’ the atmospheric CO2 removal potential.

    I know, I know, it sounds like some science-y stuff, but trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride. Picture this: you’re chillin’ in the ocean, swimmin’ with all these crazy calcifying organisms, and suddenly, BAM! You’re helpin’ save the planet by reducin’ CO2 levels. It’s like a win-win, dude.

    So come on, join the party on this Minecraft server and let’s make the ocean a better place, one calcifying organism at a time. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover the secret to world peace while you’re at it. Just sayin’.

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