BoomerCraft: Live Fast, Die Young

advanced directives, mortality, Die, geriatrics, quality of life

New Minecraft Servers

so, like, u wanna join our minecraft server? well, u should cuz we got unicorns that poop rainbows and flying pigs that drop diamonds. like, who wouldn’t wanna be part of that craziness, am i right?

also, rumor has it that if u find the secret cave hidden deep within the server, u’ll unlock the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize all the other players. it’s like a chicken apocalypse up in here, man.

oh, and did i mention that our server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of building underwater cities? yeah, they’re basically the rulers of the server and they throw the best underwater parties ever.

so, if u wanna experience the most insane and hilarious minecraft adventures of your life, come join our server. but be warned, once u enter, there’s no turning back. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

PenCraft SMP

fine liners, CHALK, Charcoal, PenCraft, CRAYONS

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up your house. It’s like a magical wonderland of blocky goodness.

And get this, the server owner is actually a secret unicorn in disguise. Yeah, you heard me right. They grant wishes to all the players, like one time I wished for a diamond sword and BAM there it was in my inventory. It was like Christmas morning but with more explosions.

Oh, and did I mention that the server is actually located on a floating island in the sky? Yeah, you have to build bridges and stuff to get around, but it’s totally worth it for the epic views. Plus, there’s a secret underground lair where all the rarest ores spawn, like emeralds and netherite. It’s like a treasure hunt every time you log on.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky Endermen, they like to steal your blocks when you’re not looking.

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New Server IP
SnoozeCraft

easy wake up, calming, mindfulness, alarm tone, waking up

Are you tired of waking up to the same old boring alarm tones? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the most epic alarm tone that will jolt you out of bed faster than a creeper explosion! Picture this: you’re peacefully dreaming about building the ultimate castle when suddenly, a chorus of singing pigs starts blaring through your speakers. You’ll be laughing so hard, you won’t even remember hitting the snooze button! Join our server now for more ridiculous surprises that will make your mornings unforgettable.

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New Server IP
Sakura

Friendly, Casual, Social, unlimited freedom, Welcoming

Welcome to Sakura-MC.net! We provide a pure, vanilla Minecraft experience inspired by Hermitcraft, enhanced with quality-of-life features and the latest updates. Whether you’re a Java or Bedrock player, join our friendly and casual community for endless adventures! Please read below for more details.

Vanilla Servers: Experience Minecraft the way it was meant to be played! We host Hermitcraft-style Vanilla servers on the latest versions, supporting 1.21.x to 1.21.4. Enjoy the newly introduced CREEKING Update, unlimited redstone freedom, and a non-pay-to-win environment. Build, explore, and thrive in a welcoming community with ZERO lag. Come join us today!

Discord: https://discord.gg/GFtpPfsrXJ

sakura-mc.net

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New Server IP
IceyySmp

Minecraft, Discord, Enhancement, Prefix, crystal

IceyySmp A server with a built spawn and a functional discord. Iceyysmp, has been made to its limit with a twist of crystal and swords as of the player vs player experience. There is no p2w experience only of suffixes and a name enhancement in game as a prefix or suffix. Keys and kits and maybe ranks are given out on event days.

88.211.228.69:25744

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New Server IP
Golden State Quest 1.20.2

California flag, long tail, state motto, California tourism, Golden State

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like the holy grail of Minecraft servers, like seriously.

First of all, we got more diamonds than California recognizes as legal currency, like bling bling for days, yo! And don’t even get me started on the epic builds, like we got a replica of the Eiffel Tower made entirely out of cheese, like what even is reality anymore?

But wait, there’s more! We have the most lit parties in the virtual world, like our pixelated dance floor is always bumpin’ with tunes from DJ Villager. And did I mention we have a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats? Yeah, it’s that crazy.

So, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then you need to join us, like right now. Don’t miss out on the madness, bros and broettes!

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New Server IP

BoomerCraft: Live Fast, Die Young

PenCraft SMP

SnoozeCraft

Sakura

IceyySmp

Golden State Quest 1.20.2