hey u! ya u! u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even old folks wit alzheimers be playin on it! yea u heard me right, dey be buildin epic castles n stuff while forgettin where dey put dere keys! forget about all dem otha servers, dis one got da best light pollution in da game! forget about alcohol abuse, chronic kidney disease, depression, and obesity, we got dat sweet sweet light pollution dat old folks luv! so come on and join us, cuz dis server is da bomb diggity!

Daily Server Info: September 18, 2024

Players: 91/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
Crops Grown: 1340 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
Zombie Dances: 0 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Mines Excavated: 2563

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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