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Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 1241 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Enchantments Applied: | 74 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 | Ghost Minerโs Tools Found: | 2 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!