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Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 1859 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 12 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Love Letters Sent: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!