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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 5822 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Villages Defended: | 10 |
Zombie Dances: | 7 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 6 | Star Shards Collected: | 141 |
Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!