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Players: | 105/700 | Votes: | 2066 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 226 |
Villages Defended: | 19 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!