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Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 9930 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Magic Items Found: | 6777 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Epic Quests Completed: | 26 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 12 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 2 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!