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Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 424 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 68 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 25 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 123 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of spaghetti noodles and fight off creepers with a rubber chicken. Our server is so outdated that even the Ender Dragon is still using a flip phone to make calls.
But don’t worry, our community is filled with players who are just as technologically challenged as you are. So come on down and join us for a good laugh and a lot of fun on our hilariously outdated Minecraft server!