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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 110/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16
Vanishing Items Found: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 3
Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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