Join our Minecraft SMP and discover a whole new perspective on life! Our server is so mind-blowingly awesome that players have reported experiencing profound enlightenment after playing for just a few hours. One player even claimed to have achieved inner peace and reached a state of ultimate zen while building a giant chicken farm. So if you’re looking for a server that will not only entertain you, but also transform your entire existence, look no further!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 94/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended: 1 Magic Items Found: 2768
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Enchantments Applied: 98
Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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