lol come join our epic minecraft server where the crust of the earth is made of boogers!!! yea u heard right, boogers!!! it’s like a giant nose picked the ground and we’re all just living in it. but don’t worry, the boogers are magical and give u special powers like flying and shooting lasers out of ur eyes.

we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for cheeseburgers. yea, cheeseburgers. u gotta find the llama king and do a dance to earn his trust.

oh and did i mention we have a floating island made entirely of marshmallows? yea, u can bounce around and eat ur way to the top. but watch out for the evil gummy bears who guard the treasure chest full of diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor.

so come join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). see u there, booger miners!!!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 109/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 4
Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Talking Trees Consulted: 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Potions Brewed: 85
Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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