lol come join our epic minecraft server where the crust of the earth is made of boogers!!! yea u heard right, boogers!!! it’s like a giant nose picked the ground and we’re all just living in it. but don’t worry, the boogers are magical and give u special powers like flying and shooting lasers out of ur eyes.

we also have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade rare items for cheeseburgers. yea, cheeseburgers. u gotta find the llama king and do a dance to earn his trust.

oh and did i mention we have a floating island made entirely of marshmallows? yea, u can bounce around and eat ur way to the top. but watch out for the evil gummy bears who guard the treasure chest full of diamond pickaxes and enchanted armor.

so come join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). see u there, booger miners!!!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 103/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Crystal Caves Mapped: 8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48
Dragonkin Hatched: 3 Mines Excavated: 2339
Epic Quests Completed: 26 Meteorite Armor Created: 22

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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