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| Players: | 106/800 | Votes: | 1647 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. you gotta join cuz, like, we got boo-boo kisses for days. and not just any boo-boo kisses, but, like, magical ones that are, like, placebos for your soul.
picture this: you’re out in the wilderness, mining for diamonds, when suddenly a creeper blows up right in your face. but don’t worry, cuz we got boo-boo kisses that will make all your troubles disappear.
and, like, if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. like, we’re talking stacks on stacks of enchanted golden apples and diamond swords that can one-shot anything that comes your way.
so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the magic of boo-boo kisses and placebos like never before. trust me, you won’t regret it.
