Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and fun is the only thing on the menu! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure and excitement, just like the time I rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of lava – talk about a hot tub experience!

Our server is the perfect place to escape from real-life family drama, like the time my in-laws made fun of my blocky boobs. But don’t worry, on this server, everyone is accepted no matter the size of their pixels!

So come join us for a world of fun and laughter, where the only thing you’ll need to worry about is whether to build a castle or a giant statue of a creeper. And remember, on our server, the only drama allowed is when a zombie horde attacks your base – now that’s what I call family bonding!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Emeralds Found: 4900 Mines Excavated: 2970
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 7
Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Epic Shields Constructed: 24
Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY