New Minecraft Servers 2025

New Minecraft Servers
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Players: 100/100 Votes: 3669
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 6
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 145
Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
Crops Grown: 3342 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Meteorite Armor Created: 15

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to test your skills in epic battles, build insane structures, and try not to pop a boner as a referee in our intense PvP matches.

Our server is filled with hilarious and wacky players who will keep you on your toes at all times. From building giant statues of chickens to riding pigs into battle, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But be warned, our PvP matches are no joke. You’ll have to referee matches where players use TNT cannons, ride llamas into battle, and even fight with nothing but potatoes. Can you keep a straight face and not pop a boner as you watch the chaos unfold?

So come join us on this wild and unpredictable Minecraft SMP, where anything can happen and no match is ever the same. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong bladder, because you’ll be laughing and holding it in all day long!

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  • KurskCraft: Russian Invasion!

    KurskCraft: Russian Invasion!
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    Players: 106/1000 Votes: 1667
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Epic Shields Constructed: 40
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 11 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 3
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Epic Battles Fought: 13

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have russians attacking from all sides like a crazy game of whack-a-mole! defend ukraine from the onslaught of borscht-loving invaders in Kursk Oblast! build your own bunker and stock up on vodka to survive the chaos! will you be the hero that saves the day or the potato that gets mashed by the russians? join now for a wild ride of epic proportions!

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  • Sick Teen Influenza Outbreak

    Sick Teen Influenza Outbreak
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    Players: 93/200 Votes: 4333
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 18
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Shadow Figures Spotted: 5
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Farms Harvested: 222 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server, where the only illness you’ll catch is a severe case of laughter! we’ve got pigs that can do the macarena, creepers that tell knock-knock jokes, and villagers who break out into spontaneous dance parties.

    one time, a player got infected with the influenza A(H5N1) virus in the game, but instead of getting sick, they turned into a superhero with the power to shoot fireballs from their hands! it was wild, man.

    so if you’re looking for a server that’s as crazy as a chicken wearing a top hat, come join us! plus, we have free virtual tacos every tuesday. what more could you ask for?

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  • MARVELG8 Minecraft server

    MARVELG8 Minecraft server
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 600
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 0
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Cursed Amulets Found: 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    MARVEL HAS SUPER HEROES AND SUPER VILLAINS. AND WITHOUT MODS. If they don’t tell you anything on the server, then the creator of the server has moved away WAIT FOR ME

    MARVEL8.aternos.me:26241

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  • Eternal Frost Realm 1.21

    Eternal Frost Realm 1.21
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 2994
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 31 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Ores Mined: 1603
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 346 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Treasure Maps Found: 14 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 23 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 38

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Forget about the drama and ligbaiting, come join our Minecraft server in Februrary! We got no monkeys barging in, just epic gamers building and exploring. And guess what? We have LA Noir streams to distract you from mommy’s German whore escapades. Don’t miss out, join now for a wild ride!

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  • SeatReclineGamer420

    SeatReclineGamer420
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    Players: 97/800 Votes: 9507
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Cursed Statues Activated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reclining your seat is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we lean back, relax, and enjoy the virtual skies.

    Imagine a world where you can recline your seat without fear of judgment or confrontation. Our server is the perfect escape from the drama of real life airplane etiquette.

    Embark on a journey filled with thrilling adventures and reclining seats galore. Who needs a window seat when you can have the ultimate comfort of a fully reclined chair?

    So come join us on our server and recline to your heart’s content. Just be sure to watch out for any baby car seats lurking behind you – they might just be looking for a comfy spot to nap too!

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  • GrossCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    GrossCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server
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    Players: 110/500 Votes: 6425
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Alien Abductions: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Towns Built: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience some truly outrageous and hilarious moments!

    Join us if you want to participate in epic pranks like filling someone’s house with chickens or turning their entire base into a giant cake. We also have regular events like “The Most Gross Thing You’ve Ever Done” competition, where players compete to see who has the most disgusting story to tell.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars” where players battle it out to see who can pull off the most outrageous pranks and tricks. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen someone try to build a house out of TNT.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare yourself for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments. Just remember, things can get pretty crazy around here, so buckle up and get ready for the time of your Minecraft life!

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  • CraftyPrisonerSwap Minecraft Server

    CraftyPrisonerSwap Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/1000 Votes: 1268
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 0 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 445 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so like, imagine this, right? there’s this totally cray cray minecraft server that’s like, the bomb dot com. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can trade diamonds for unicorns. yep, you heard me right, UNICORNS. and not just any unicorns, but like, sparkly rainbow ones that fart glitter.

    oh, and get this, there’s this secret underground dungeon where you can battle zombie llamas with laser eyes. it’s like, the ultimate test of your minecraft skills, dude. and if you win, you get a golden pickaxe that can mine diamonds in one hit.

    plus, there’s this rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. like, legit candy land, bro.

    so yeah, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience all the wackiness that this minecraft server has to offer, you gotta join now. like, RIGHT NOW. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns and zombie llamas with laser eyes, what more could you ask for?

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  • YandexHideNSeekCraft

    YandexHideNSeekCraft
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    Players: 104/900 Votes: 771
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    New Chunks Explored: 165976 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 16
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2
    Villages Defended: 15 Dimension Hops: 14

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. you gotta join cuz like, there’s this crazy story about how a Moscow court was all like “yo Yandex, you gotta hide this oil refinery on maps cuz Ukrainian drones be attacking it.” like, what even is that, right? but yeah, join the server for some epic adventures and maybe you’ll find some hidden oil refineries too. who knows, man. just come and have a blast!

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  • PixelCraft Infrared Boost

    PixelCraft Infrared Boost
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    Players: 91/1000 Votes: 1510
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 195 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
    Mythical Quests Completed: 45 Alternate Realities Explored: 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 4
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Gods Slained: 1
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Magic Crystals Found: 6
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Vanishing Items Found: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we have 35% better infrared sensor to boost ur VR headsets and self-driving cars like wut even?? our photodiodes are made of InGaAs which is like not good for the environment but who cares right?? we have an alternative that will blow ur mind!! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!!

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  • Mystic Grove Quests 1.21.4

    Mystic Grove Quests 1.21.4
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    Players: 97/1000 Votes: 1844
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Mineshafts Explored: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 17 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Join this epic Minecraft server, where the players are all about that Sam Hyde swag!

    We may not know if she was a fan, but we do know that this server is lit AF with crazy builds and meme-worthy moments.

    You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about the mystery of that shirt.

    Come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, creativity, and questionable fashion choices.

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  • BurnBook Minecraft Server

    BurnBook Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/300 Votes: 5229
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Evil Lairs Raided: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Alien Abductions: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your secrets safe? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to give out your keys to anyone, not even your pesky little brother! Our server is like a locked room, only accessible to those with the right key (which we definitely won’t give to your family members).

    Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of drama (but hopefully not as much as OP’s family). Build your dream world without the fear of someone snooping around and ruining your hard work. Plus, if anyone tries to mess with your creations, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “creeper!”

    So come on over to our server and let your creativity run wild. Just remember, keep your keys hidden and your secrets safe, because you never know who might try to sneak into your room and cause chaos. See you there!

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  • WeddingBlocker420

    WeddingBlocker420
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    Players: 107/1000 Votes: 2989
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 6 Crystal Wands Charged: 17
    Dragons Tamed: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5599 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild and crazy adventures!

    Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends. But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with juicy gossip and scandalous stories just like the one above!

    Join now and witness the epic saga of a friend caught in a toxic relationship, crying voice messages, and international weddings in exotic locations. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

    Don’t miss out on the drama, the excitement, and the madness. Join our server now and experience a virtual world like no other!

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  • CraftyHobbyistMC SMP

    CraftyHobbyistMC SMP
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    Players: 99/700 Votes: 8931
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Talking Trees Consulted: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 23 Crystal Caves Mapped: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 12 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Cursed Lands Purified: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously it’s lit AF! So, like, one time I joined and I was just mining for diamonds, right? And then out of nowhere, this giant chicken boss spawned and started attacking everyone with its feather sword! It was insane, but also so much fun, like I never knew fighting giant chickens could be so thrilling, you know?

    And then, like, another time I was just building a cute little house and suddenly a herd of zombie pigs on flying pigs came and started raining bacon on us! It was so hilarious, like who knew pigs could fly and attack us with bacon? But hey, that’s just the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server.

    So yeah, if you wanna experience the most random and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of giant chickens and flying pigs, then maybe it’s not for you. But hey, where’s the fun in playing it safe, am I right? Let’s get weird and wild together, join now!

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  • BlockheadBooboos

    BlockheadBooboos
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    Players: 110/700 Votes: 2710
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Enchantments Applied: 299
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Emeralds Found: 4189
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Have you ever tried to mine a block of diamond ore in Minecraft, only to accidentally punch yourself in the face with your pickaxe? Well, on our server, we guarantee that won’t happen! Our anti-face-punching technology is top-notch.

    Join our server for a chance to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head – it’s the ultimate adrenaline rush! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and disco sheep.

    But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Legend has it that a player once tried to swim in a pool of lava thinking it was a hot tub. Needless to say, they didn’t last long.

    So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, come join us! Just make sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers…they’re always up to no good.

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  • CraftyCecilia’s Minecraft Server

    CraftyCecilia’s Minecraft Server
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 4927
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 116 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5754 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 1
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 98 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u should totally join this epic minecraft server cuz, like, we have dragons that shoot rainbow lasers and unicorns that poop diamonds. also, our admins are actual wizards who can grant u three wishes if u find them in the enchanted forest. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underwater city where u can ride dolphins and fight evil mermaids? yeah, it’s pretty lit. so come join us and let’s make some crazy memories together!

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