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| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 5063 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Runes Activated: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Potions Brewed: | 102 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 0 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to compare your building skills to our ex-players! We understand the importance of positive reinforcement, especially when it comes to dick pics… I mean, building blocks.
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and absurd stories. Like the time a player tried to impress their crush with a giant pixel art of themselves, only to have it compared to an ex’s pixel art that was “an inch or inch and a half longer”. Talk about a blocky love triangle!
But fear not, we have strict rules against ex comparisons and abs shaming. We believe in building each other up, not tearing each other down (unless it’s a creeper explosion, then all bets are off).
So come join us on this epic journey of friendship, creativity, and maybe even a little bit of pixelated romance. Who knows, you might just find your blocky soulmate here!
