ShitCraft: Pre-Game Poop Party

bathroom, Defensive, entitled, expensive, Friend, Group Chat, gut problems, Hangout, House, mood, offensive, Party, Plans, Poop, pregame, selfish, ShitCraft, stink, texted, toilet paper, treat myself

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3776
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	6	Star Shards Collected:	261
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Chimeras Created:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with friends who stink up your virtual house? Look no further! Join our server and leave your smelly friends behind. Our server is a safe haven for those who appreciate a fresh-smelling virtual environment.

We promise that no one will poop all over your virtual house, and if they do, we have virtual air fresheners to save the day! Plus, our virtual toilet paper is top-notch, so you won’t have to worry about anyone treating themselves to your bathroom without permission.

Join our server now and say goodbye to stinky friends and hello to a clean and fresh gaming experience! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

SirenCraft SMP

Airplane, ALARM, ALERT, Aviation, CREW, emergency, emergency procedures, emergency protocol, emergency situation, evacuation, fear, Flight, Panic, passenger, plane, reaction, Safety, SIREN, SirenCraft, smp, travel, unexpected

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	229
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time, a player built a giant statue of a potato and it came to life and started dancing around the server. And another time, someone accidentally spawned a million chickens and the whole server crashed from all the clucking. It’s like a wild party every day on this server, you never know what’s gonna happen next! So come join us and be part of the chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA

Boycott, boycott USA, Canada, Canadian boycott, CraftyCanuckBoycottUSA, diplomatic relations, economic impact, Economy, Exports, global boycott, global market, Imports, international relations, international trade, Politics, sanctions, Tariffs, Trade, trade war, USA goods, world

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	3929
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take boycotting to a whole new level! Imagine a world where Canada leads the charge in boycotting all USA goods, causing chaos and mayhem in the virtual world. Join us as we build a giant wall made entirely out of maple syrup to keep out any American products.

But that’s not all, our server is filled with crazy events like the Great Poutine War, where players battle it out using cheese curds and gravy as weapons. And don’t forget about our annual Moose Racing competition, where you can ride your very own virtual moose through obstacle courses and race against other players.

So if you’re looking for a unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us on our server and help us stick it to the USA in the most ridiculous ways possible! Who needs American goods when you have maple syrup and moose racing, eh?

ZelenskyCraft: Not Your Average Dictator!

Average, Claim, controversy, criticism, Democracy, dictator, foreign affairs, Government, international relations, leadership, opposition, Politics, response, Starmer, Statement, Support, trump, uk, Ukraine, world news, Zelensky, ZelenskyCraft

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2759
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

lol this server is like a magical land where u can build ur own empire and conquer other players with ur epic skills. we have dragons that u can ride and battle with, and u can even tame a unicorn to be ur trusty steed.

join us and be part of the craziest adventure ever, where u can team up with other players to defeat the evil mobs and bosses that roam the land.

plus, we have a secret underground city filled with treasure and hidden passages that only the bravest players can uncover. so what are u waiting for? come join us and let the fun begin!

Nerves Spark Stomach Electrify, Growth & Spread

Cancer, cells, Diagnosis, electrify, growth, health, innovation, Medical, metastasis, nerves, neurology, oncology, research, Science, Spark, spread, stomach, stomach cancer, Symptoms, Technology, Treatment, tumors

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8482
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Votes:	8371	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the nerves electrify your experience like stomach cancer sparking growth and spread!

we have insane builds that will blow your mind and make you question reality.

our community is so lit, you’ll feel like you’re on fire (but in a good way).

join us and embark on a journey that will make you laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little.

what are you waiting for? come join the madness and let’s create some epic memories together!

SkyNectar

Casino, CHIPS, Classes, Collectibles, Cosmetics, customnpcs, Discord, Dungeons, Economy, Enchants, Fishing, Furniture, Keys, leaderboard, Minions, MVP+ rank, Roleplay, Semi Vanilla, Skills, SkyNectar, website integration

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	746
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

SkyNectar

SkyNectar aims to bring you a top-notch and polished Minecraft vanilla+ experience. Ripe with things to do and daily content, SkyNectar is prepared to be your new home and provide you with countless hours of experiences and fun!

The aim is to be the best RPG skyblock server that there is.

Every stop has been pulled out for this server, in an attempt to provide you with the fullest Minecraft experience possible. Here is a non-exhaustive list of features on the server:

Features
Full discord integration
Integration with personal website

Early Adopters

I have really high hopes for the server. I’ve gone through great lengths to ensure the server economy remains balanced, and that there is plenty to do for all types of players. I truly hope that some people still enjoy vanilla+ and are willing to help jumpstart the potential of this awesome server! I am completely open to suggestions and willing to implement them.

For the first 10 or so people who join I will give them MVP rank – which is mostly decorative for now until I get some better ideas what to do with it. Everything in the server is obtainable without rank and will always remain that way.

Server Links

I have created a wiki-site for the server which details on server mechanics and how to play. Check it out here
You can view leaderboard stats live on my website here
View a list of all players and their stats here
You’ll have to be part of my Discord Community to be able to complete the verification process in order to join the server for the first time. This is required to enable the integrations between the server, the discord, and the website.

Face Cumming Quest 1.20.6

1.20.6, Cumming, face, Quest

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4944
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream world and decide whose face to cum on!

We have the craziest and most hilarious community that will make you question your sanity.

With endless possibilities and outrageous adventures, you’ll never want to leave!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!

DadCraft Dropout

Asshole, Business, Communication Issues, Condo, DadCraft, demanding, dropout, Expectations, family dynamics, father in-law, financial support, fuming, high and dry, high demand, husband, Job, LEAVING, Quitting, Rent, special treatment, Unhappy, work conflict

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6610
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Potions Brewed:	79
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Divine Spears Created:	26	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	35

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and build your own virtual paradise! Join us and leave all your family-in-law issues behind, just like our player who quit her job working for her father-in-law in IT.

On our server, you can create your own world where you are the boss, no demanding father-in-law to deal with here! Build your dream house, explore mysterious caves, and battle epic monsters without anyone telling you what to do.

And if you ever feel like you need to vent about your family drama, our community is here to support you with virtual hugs and pixelated cookies. So come join us and leave the real world behind, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is which block to place next!

MonarchMania Minecraft SMP

american democracy, authoritarianism, current events, Democracy, executive branch, feelings, Government, leadership, Messaging, Minecraft, MonarchMania, Monarchy, opinion, Political Climate, political messaging, power dynamics, president, presidential behavior, public perception, smp, united states, us politics, White House

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3617
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragons Tamed:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

OMG guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got llamas riding pigs, chickens wearing diamond armor, and creepers that do the Macarena before exploding.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like enchanted golden carrots and Netherite blocks. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether that leads straight to a disco party with the Ender Dragon.

And get this, our president in the game is actually a wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. He’s basically a Minecraft monarch, ruling over the land with a diamond scepter and a crown made of emeralds.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the chaos for yourself. Who needs real life politics when you can have this much fun in a virtual world? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time! 🤪🎮 #BlockParty2021

CraftyFiredGrocerySavings

business strategy, company profitability, consumer prices, corporate restructuring, cost management, cost reduction, Cost savings, CraftyFiredGrocerySavings, downsizing, economic impact, employee termination, financial decisions, firing, grocery prices, job cuts, labor expenses, Layoffs, market competition, supply chain, unemployment, workforce reduction

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8071
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Void Gems Collected:	29	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Love Letters Sent:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where firing people left and right is the key to lowering grocery prices! Join us for a wild ride as we embark on a quest to make the most ridiculous economic decisions in the virtual world.

Our server is filled with insane challenges and wacky adventures, like firing entire villages of villagers just to see if it affects the price of bread. Who knew that unemployment could be so hilarious?

But that’s not all! We also have a mini-game where you can play as a corporate CEO and compete against other players to see who can make the most absurd decisions to save money. Will you fire your entire staff just to cut costs on office supplies? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on our server and prepare to laugh your way through the most nonsensical economic theories you’ve ever heard. Who knew that firing people could be so entertaining?

CraftyUkraineWarCraft

Adviser, Conflict Resolution, CraftyUkraineWarCraft, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, International cooperation, international relations, Lead role, military intervention, peace negotiations, political instability, resolving war, russia, sanctions, Strengthening, Ukraine, US, zelenskyy

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6816
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	3366
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6

So, like, u know how the US was all like, “We got this, we gonna solve the Ukraine war”? Well, turns out they totally gave up and now Russia is all like, “Thanks for making us stronger, bro!” So, if u wanna join a Minecraft server that’s as crazy as this plot twist, then come on over! We got exploding chickens, flying pigs, and a secret underground base where we plan to take over the world (in the game, of course). Plus, our admin is a talking llama who gives out diamonds like they’re candy. So, what are u waiting for? Join now before Russia takes over the whole server!

Light Beam Bio Fun

beam, bio, biochemistry, bioelectricity, Bioelectromagnetism, Biological systems, Biomagnetism, cellular communication, electromagnetic fields, electromagnetic waves, Electrophysiology, ENERGY, Fun, health, Light, Light energy, light interaction, Light participation, Medicine, PHYSICS., research, Science, study, Technology

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4832
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Towns Built:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT LIGHT PARTICIPATION AND BIOELECTROMAGNETISM GOIN’ ON! U CAN BUILD UR OWN CRAZY ELECTROMAGNETIC FIELD AND ATTRACT ALL DA MOBS TO U!

WE GOT CREEPERS DOIN’ THE ELECTRIC SLIDE AND ZOMBIES DOIN’ THE ELECTRIC BOOGALOO!

COME JOIN US AND BECOME A BIOELECTROMAGNETIC MASTER! U WON’T FIND DIS KINDA CRAZY FUN ANYWHERE ELSE!

SO GRAB UR PICKAXE AND GET READY TO PARTY WITH THE LIGHT PARTICIPATION CREW!

Snowcraft

airships, Applied Energistics 2, Ars Nouveau, CC: Tweaked, Create, create big cannons, Curseforge, Discord, Incendium, Modpack, Nations, Nullscape, Oh The Biomes We’ve gone, Player revive, PvP, raid protections, snowcraft, Tanks, Timeless and Classics Zero, Twilight Forest, Valkyrien Skies 2, Wars

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	7939
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Snowcraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

Have you ever wanted to lead or join a nation and fight in epic wars with airships, tanks, and much more? Snowcraft is a Forge 1.20.1 geopolitical server designed for building nations and engaging in warfare.

Notable Mods:

Mod	Description
Valkyrien Skies 2	With Clockwork, Trackwork, Eureka
Applied Energistics 2
Ars Nouveau
CC: Tweaked
Create
Create: Big Cannons
Multiple more Create addons
The Twilight Forest
[TaCZ] Timeless and Classics Zero
Oh The Biomes We’ve gone
Incendium
Nullscape
Player revive (downed system)

How to Join:

Download the latest version of the modpack from CurseForge, launch Minecraft on 1.20.1, and join play.snowcraft.uk!

Join our Discord to stay updated and interact with other players. You can also declare your nation there for raid protections outside of wars.

FAQs:

Q: Can I join Snowcraft without the modpack?

A: No, Snowcraft requires the modpack for gameplay.

Q: Are there specific rules or guidelines for creating nations?

A: Please refer to the server’s rules and guidelines for nation creation.

Q: Can I use custom mods on Snowcraft?

A: Custom mods are not supported on Snowcraft. Players must use the approved modpack.

Roaming Roo Feast 1.21.3

1.21.3, beat your meat sim, Cackling, clear innuendo, confession chamber, creative project, creative stuff, desk, does lots of roleplays, eats kangaroo meat, evil tyrant, feast, handcams often, Henma, manager approved, Roaming, roo, same manager, shot down, Valentine’s Day

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	2937
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Gods Slained:	1
New Chunks Explored:	412185	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride, where kangaroo meat is the main course and handcams are always on for your viewing pleasure. We do roleplays like the confession chamber, where you can spill your deepest secrets while mining for diamonds. Our Valentine’s Day event featured a “beat your meat” sim game, approved by our manager with a thumbnail that will make you question everything. Ame couldn’t handle our creativity because Henma is too busy being an evil tyrant, but that just adds to the chaos. Come join us for a server experience like no other!

NoBoyfriendAllowed Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, family, girls day, guests, Hosting, house size, Meeting, Minecraft, moving back, NoBoyfriendAllowed, online relationship, personal space, quality time, Respect, Server, sibling relationships, sister, toddlers, visitation

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8891
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Void Gems Collected:	31	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Alien Abductions:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets virtual adventures! Join us for a day of relaxation and fun, just like the OP’s girls day with her sisters.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of meeting your sister’s mysterious boyfriend for the first time in a safe and virtual environment. Who knows, maybe he’ll even join you in building epic structures and battling mobs.

And if you’re worried about space, fear not! Our server is infinite, just like the possibilities for drama and excitement. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a virtual family reunion like never before!

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Snowcraft

Snowcraft Minecraft Server

Overview:

Notable Mods:

How to Join:

FAQs:

Q: Can I join Snowcraft without the modpack?

Q: Are there specific rules or guidelines for creating nations?

Q: Can I use custom mods on Snowcraft?

Roaming Roo Feast 1.21.3

NoBoyfriendAllowed Minecraft Server

Players:	95/800	Votes:	8420
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32