Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us and you’ll be playing alongside Bocchi, who can build a castle in C++ faster than you can say “redstone.” Kita is a master of Common Lisp, using their coding skills to create the most mind-blowing contraptions you’ve ever seen.

But wait, it gets even crazier! Ryo is a wizard with JavaScript, able to summon mobs with just a few lines of code. And Nijika? Well, Nijika is the queen of COBOL, turning the Minecraft world into a retro paradise with punch card-powered farms and pixelated skyscrapers.

So why join this insane Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you battle creepers with coding languages, build epic structures with syntax, and laugh your way through the most ridiculous adventures with a group of programming pros? Don’t miss out on the chaos – join us now!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
Vanishing Items Found: 5 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Phantom Rings Equipped: 23

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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