Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to show off your green cock on the leaderboard and engage in some hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.

But beware, because in this world, you never know when someone might try to sneak up on you with some anal hole cream. It’s a dog-eat-dog world out there, so make sure you’re always prepared for some unexpected surprises.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for some epic adventures, outrageous pranks, and maybe even a little ass raping (just kidding…maybe). It’s all in good fun on our insane Minecraft server!

Daily Server Info: September 15, 2024

Players: 95/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Rune Stones Activated: 4
Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Mystic Runes Engraved: 3
Ancient Relics Unearthed: 419 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY