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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 4566 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
anyway, if u wanna escape the drama and chaos of the real world, come join our minecraft server! we got crazier battles than the UN vs israel, like, u can fight dragons and zombies and stuff. plus, we have this secret underground base where u can hide from all the drama and build epic fortresses.
so, like, come join us and escape the madness of the real world. we promise u won’t regret it. plus, we have unlimited virtual snacks and drinks, so u never have to worry about getting hungry or thirsty while u play. it’s gonna be, like, the best adventure of ur life, trust us.