Bloom SMP: Where we’re semi-normal, but still vanilla enough for your taste buds! Join now!

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	1195
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	294
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Ores Mined:	3001	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Crops Grown:	2303

New Minecraft Servers

Bloom SMP Overview

Server Name	Bloom SMP
IP Address	play.bloomsmp.net
Supported Versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features:

Anti griefing
Cross play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but contains gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

What is Bloom SMP?

Bloom SMP is a Minecraft Survival multiplayer server where players can have fun, make new friendships, and enjoy a friendly community.

Is Bloom SMP modded?

No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins.

Are there any rules on Bloom SMP?

Yes, the server has rules to ensure a positive playing experience for all players. Please refer to the server’s website or Discord for more information on the rules.

How can I join Bloom SMP?

You can join Bloom SMP by connecting to the IP address play.bloomsmp.net using Minecraft version 1.9 – 1.21.

Crankshafted

apply, building, collaboration, Community, Crankshafted, Epic, exclusive, Experience, Exploration, Fun, Map, Minecraft, passionate, Players, Redstone, Resources, Secrets, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	1806
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Emeralds Found:	448	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Crankshafted Minecraft Server

Brand-new private SMP Minecraft server focused on building a friendly, creative community in a fresh, unexplored world.

Features
Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures
Close-Knit Community
A Personal Touch

Interested? Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot!

FAQ

What makes Crankshafted special?

Fresh Map, Fresh Adventures: We’ve generated a completely new map ripe with untapped resources and hidden secrets.
Close-Knit Community: Our server is private, ensuring that you’re joining a group of like-minded, friendly players who value collaboration and fun.
A Personal Touch: We’re keeping the server small and exclusive so that every voice matters and every player contributes to our shared experience.

How do I join?

Head over to crankshafted.com to apply and secure your spot. We’re looking for passionate Minecraft players ready to dive into a unique SMP experience.

Epic Tales Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, animal names, autism flare, chapter titles, comic art, Dinosaurs, Epic, furry creatures, Gon, Gon Selection, High-quality scans, Manga, Masashi Tanaka, mean predators, non-dialogue, Realm, Spanish scans, storytelling genius, Tales, Visual Storytelling, Wilderness, wordless storytelling

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Yo, bros, listen up! This server is like a manga you don’t even need to read, just like those anons who say they’re too dumb for manga. We got savage dinosaurs, the last one standing is GON, the wildest of them all! He’s out there defending the friendly and furry from the mean and hungry, all without a single word spoken.

And get this, we got those high-quality scans, so no need to worry about bad quality anymore. Spanish scans, English scans, we got it all! So join us on this wild adventure, where the only thing you need to worry about is which dinosaur GON will take on next. Don’t miss out, join now and let’s get crazy together!

DadCraft: Oops, My Bad!

bad, DadCraft, Oops

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	1927
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Alien Abductions:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just focus on building epic structures and battling creepers!

Join us and leave your family drama at the door, because here you can be whoever you want to be without any judgment. Plus, you won’t have to worry about any surprise visits from long-lost relatives asking for money – unless they’re asking for in-game currency, of course!

So if you’re looking for a place to unwind, make new friends, and explore endless possibilities, join our server now! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures instead?

TreasuryTrolls: Keep Your Diamonds Safe!

cybersecurity, data access, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, data security, diamonds, financial data, government oversight, government transparency, Information Security, information sharing, personal information, political concerns, privacy concerns, privacy rights, republicans, Safe, sensitive information, Treasury, TreasuryTrolls, unauthorized access, unauthorized use

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3051
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Villages Defended:	20
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just normal and predictable? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild.

Picture this: you log onto the server and are greeted by a talking llama who offers to be your personal tour guide. As you explore the vast world, you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of friendly zombies. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, you discover a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and gold.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a community of shape-shifting villagers who can transform into any mob at will. Want to see a chicken riding a pig? We’ve got you covered. How about a creeper doing the moonwalk? You’ll see it all on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyMex Tariff Minecraft Server

#announcement, Commerce, CraftyMex, decision, Economy, ecuador, export, Goods, Government, Import, import tax, international relations, Latin America, market, Mexican goods, Minecraft, policy, president, Server, south america, tariff, Taxation, Trade, trade war

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	555
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	313	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13

come join our epic minecraft server where the president of ecuador has gone mad and declared a 27% tariff on all mexican goods IN MINECRAFT!! build your own taco stand and smuggle in those delicious burritos without getting caught by the corrupt minecraft government. join now for a chance to overthrow the president and establish a taco utopia in our crazy virtual world! tacos for everyone, no tariffs allowed!

CraftyComrades: NoRussianExecs

Accountability, alarming rise, brutality, Conflict, CraftyComrades, eastern europe, Executing, global security, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, military aggression, NoRussianExecs, Reports, russia, Ukrainian soldiers, UN, united nations, violations, violations of Geneva Conventions, War Crimes

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	8147
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Towns Built:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

LOLZ JOIN OUR SERVER OR ELSE U MIGHT END UP LIKE UKRAINIAN SOLDIERS IN RUSSIA. WE GOT MAD SKILLS AND MAD FUN, NO EXECUTIONS HERE, JUST BLOCKS AND CREEPERS. COME BUILD WITH US AND AVOID THE UN ALARMING REPORTS. PLAY WITH US OR ELSE…BOOM!

BlockyProstate – Digging for a Cure!

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7147
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	43
Dragon Eggs Found:	8542	Buildings Constructed:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Void Gems Collected:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing rising is the fun levels! forget about boring old cancer stats, we’ve got creepers and zombies to worry about! our server is so lit, it’ll make your prostate cancer look like a walk in the park. trust us, you won’t regret joining this wild ride of blocky adventures and epic battles. who needs routine screening when you can be battling dragons and building castles instead? join now and let the fun begin!

Dynastium

active community, Adventurer, bedrock, Community, Cross-Play, Diplomacy, dynamics, Earth, Earth Towny, Economy, friendly environment, Geopolitics, immersive experience, Latest Version, minecraft server, Nation building, new adventurer, seasoned strategist, strategy, Towny, vibrant

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	425
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Dynastium is a vibrant Minecraft server running on the latest version, featuring an Earth Towny setup that brings the dynamics of geopolitics to life. With a welcoming and active community, players can engage in nation-building, diplomacy, and strategy. The server also supports Bedrock players, ensuring everyone can enjoy the fun. Whether you’re a seasoned strategist or a new adventurer, Dynastium offers an immersive experience in a friendly environment.

play.dynastium.net

Minetales

active staff support, advanced anti-cheat, auction house, coinshop, custom factories, custom texture pack, Daily Quests, decorative elements, Dynamic economy, Economy, extensive skills system, Factions, Fishing, interactive chat features, Jobs, levelled mobs, MCMMO, Mining, personal backpacks, professional spawns, pve content, pvp arena, quality of life, Roleplay, Survival, Teams, unique worlds, Vanilla, Voting Rewards, Warps

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2782
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Gods Slained:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8052	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Minetales: Welcoming all crafters! – Custom factories, professional spawns, and extensive skills system – PvP Arena and PvE content – Dynamic economy: coinshop, auction house, jobs, and daily quests – Unique worlds for fishing and mining – Custom texture pack and decorative elements – Personal backpacks and warps – Advanced anti-cheat and levelled mobs – Teams, factions, and interactive chat features – Voting rewards and active staff support – Quality of life: clear lag, action bar, command blocker, anti-dupe – Multiverse support for expanded gameplay Join our growing community at play.minetales.org!

play.minetales.org

Shattered Infinity SMP

action, alliances, Choices, Custom, danger, Discord, DOMINANCE, Exploration, Hunters, Immersive, Infinity, Kingdoms, Magic, Medieval, Modded, NIGHTS, Powers, Realm, Secrets, Shattered, smp, TERRIFIYING, Vampires

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	7432
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Star Shards Collected:	186
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Shattered Infinity SMP Overview

Features	Description
Hunters vs. Vampires	Choose between being a vampire or a hunter in this modded Minecraft experience.
Medieval Theme	Immerse yourself in a medieval-themed server with danger and alliances.
Live Server	The server is already live and welcoming new players to join.

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by connecting to the IP address provided or by visiting the server’s website.
Can I switch between being a vampire and a hunter?	Yes, players have the ability to switch sides during gameplay.
Are there specific rules in the server?	Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and respect among all players. Be sure to read and follow them.
How can I form alliances and kingdoms?	You can form alliances and kingdoms by interacting with other players in-game and collaborating on goals and strategies.

Galactic Minds 1.21.3

1.21.3, advanced civilizations, aliens, Astrobiology, astrological discoveries, Astronomy, Civilization, Cosmic, cosmic intelligence, extraterrestrial life, Galactic, Galaxy, hypothetical, Intelligent Life, Milky Way, Minds.., Planets, Possibilities, science fiction, SETI, space exploration, speculation, Universe

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	748
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Towns Built:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	42
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Yo, bro, forget about aliens and come join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time looking for extraterrestrial beings when you can join a community of epic gamers building crazy stuff in blocky worlds?

We may not have aliens, but we do have players from all over the galaxy (figuratively speaking, of course). From Earth to Mars to the mysterious Planet X, our server is a melting pot of intergalactic fun.

Who needs intelligent life on other planets when you can have intelligent gamers crafting masterpieces in a virtual world? Join us now and be part of the coolest space adventure this side of the Milky Way!

DumbPrideMC SMP

arrogance, Boasting, bragging, dumb, DumbPrideMC, egotistical, empty boasting, Foolish, meaningless, pride, self-absorbed, self-aggrandizement, self-centered, self-glorification, self-importance, self-promotion, Shallow, showing off, smp, superficial, trivial, Vanity

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7608
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Buildings Constructed:	39	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Potions Brewed:	56
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

OMG, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, totally insane, bro. Like, there’s this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato and worships it as a god. And another player who only communicates in dolphin noises. It’s like a zoo in there, but with blocks and stuff.

And get this, there’s a secret underground society of players who have declared war on all the chickens in the game. They’re like, “Cluck cluck, motherclucker!” and they go around with diamond swords trying to take out every chicken they see. It’s chaos, man.

But the best part is the annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. They have llamas dressed up in costumes racing around a track while players bet on who will win. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but way weirder.

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky time in Minecraft, you gotta join this server. It’s a total circus, but in a good way. Plus, where else can you find a community of players who take pride in being completely bonkers? It’s a whole new level of dumb, and it’s awesome.

CraftyConspiracyCraft

billionaire, CONSERVATIVE, conspiracy theorists, CraftyConspiracyCraft, Government, political agenda, political beliefs, political control, political corruption, political extremism, political ideology, political influence, political manipulation, political system, Politics, power dynamics, right wing, Trump administration, Trump supporters, US government, wealthy elite

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6483
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	138	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15

Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Join our Minecraft server, where the only conspiracy theories you’ll find are about who stole all the diamonds from the communal chest! Our billionaire owner may not be running the government, but they sure know how to create an epic virtual world filled with endless possibilities. So come join us and build your own empire, because who needs politics when you have pixelated pigs and exploding creepers to worry about?

Protein Mix-Up Craft

Craft, mixup, protein

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8679
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Farms Harvested:	726
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

So, liek, u wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell u sumthing, dis server is da bomb diggity! We got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ da cha-cha, and chickens layin’ diamonds!

One time, I saw a player build a house outta cake and then it started raining gummy bears! And don’t even get me started on da secret underground lair filled with treasure and lava slides.

Plus, if u join dis server, u get superpowers like shootin’ laser beams outta ur eyes and flyin’ on a magic carpet made of rainbow sheep wool.

So, what are u waitin’ for? Come join da fun and chaos on dis Minecraft server! It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me!

⬆️ Straight Up ⬆️

smp, Straight..

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3503
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Villages Defended:	18
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Dimension Hops:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Straight Up Minecraft Server

Server IP	play.straightupminecraft.com
Discord	https://discord.gg/camSwwyUAe

About Straight Up:

Straight Up is a vanilla Minecraft: Java edition server open to all players. We offer a laid back survival experience that is as close to vanilla as possible. The overworld has never been wiped since our founding date of April 1st, 2019, and we intend to keep it that way. With a rich history spanning over 5 years, there is much to explore and many adventures to be had.

Features:

PvP and griefing permitted. No land claims or land protection.
Stable server performance.
No world resets. Ever.
Minor quality of life changes.
Unobtrusive but effective anticheat.
No /tpa, no /warp, no /home. No currency, factions, or economy plugins.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land or protect my builds?	No, land claims or protections are not allowed on the server.
Are there world resets?	No, the overworld has never been reset since the server’s founding date.
Is PvP allowed?	Yes, PvP and griefing are permitted on the server.
Are there any quality of life changes?	Yes, there are minor quality of life changes such as obtaining player heads and preventing phantom spawns with cookies.
Are there economy plugins or factions?	No, the server focuses on vanilla survival gameplay without currency, factions, or economy plugins.